i ain't even sorry

[butwhytho]

New York City is under my protection, Mundane. Whatever.

I'm pretty sure I'd be informed if some alien god tried to take over it.

It's not like I can afford to jet off to Monaco and fly back home in my super special alloy suit.

Get rid of those images of me crying. There's nothing funny about it.

I don't know what an Avenger is, lady, but if you keep laughing at all those little pictures of me crying? Someone's going to have to avenge you.

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[gammabruce]

[Ahem.] Sorry, who are you again?

[butwhytho]

Peter Parker. But, apparently, it doesn't matter trying to hide in this...whatever this place is...I'm Spider-Man.

[gammabruce]

Nope. Never heard of you. How do you know about the Avengers Initiative?

forgive me c:

[medicalhell]

Wah, wah, wah. Go back to your cave Spiderman.

[butwhytho]

[Aw, he sad faces.]

Who hasn't? It's all over the place.

you are forgiven, thank you for blessing this post so beautifully

[butwhytho]

Bats live in caves.

You're looking for the "DC" tag, not this one.

[gammabruce]

...Right. [Who watches tv? Seriously.]

[butwhytho]

Yeah, so...either stay away from the Big Apple or invite me next time. It's kind of like using the toilet in my house and not flushing it.

Not even a Spider-Man t-shirt. Not a single one.

[gammabruce]

Sorry, kid, you're talking to the wrong guy. I was invited.

Not to mention, we did save the whole city. I think we've earned our place.

:O

[medicalhell]

Same thing tight suit. Why don't you run into your mother's chest and cry like the bouncy hair girl you are.

( Perry rubs his nose and crosses his arms. Ah making fun of superheroes is fun. )

[butwhytho]

[Oh my God, it's worse than he thought.]

Should I be talking to the other guy, then?

[butwhytho]

My mother is dead, so...I can't.

[FORLORN LOOK but he's not about to scream and smack a sidekick like Batman would. Try harder, Cox.

haha cox

it's funny, because it sounds like cocks]

[gammabruce]

[Watch him flail.]

That's not what I meant.

[butwhytho]

[It's kind of cute, AU!Dad or whatever Tumblr has them as.]

I would hope not. I hear he's not the most agreeable of guys.

But you're all right.

[medicalhell]

My gosh, I'm sorry.

( Serious then he laughs. )

Please tell me that your kidding, trying to get me to be nicer by using your mother's death as a scape-goat. I can be a real big ass here and tell you my father used to beat me upside the head with bottles of paint thinner whenever I cried to him, but I won't. That's just cheap.

( Perry then pulls out a stack of cards. Saying things like Cox sounds like cocks is just too much. )

I'm going to give you cards that say man. Each time you do something girly, you lose one until you turn into a full blown vagina.

[butwhytho]

[gammabruce]

[Stony are the adorkable AU!Dads. Stanner are Science Bros.]

...Thanks.

[butwhytho]

[Yeah, that.]

I'm probably supposed to talk about how cool it was to watch you smash that guy in Stark's house, right? Is that how this works?

derp derp

[medicalhell]

Oh and there goes one.

( He snatches one away from Peter. )

why are you derping

[butwhytho]

Why don't you go back to NBC?

because I can.

[medicalhell]

Oh, oh, oh, says the one who was rejected by The Avengers.

( He claps and smiles. )

I am so very proud of your rejection. It's so wonderful, I might just hang out with Hugh Jackman without punching him.

of course you can, please continue

[butwhytho]

Excuse you?

:3

[medicalhell]

You heard me you lap dog.

is derping your hobby

[butwhytho]

I think you need to back off, sir.

one of my many hobbies, such as picking up awesome muses like this bastard and ms. swan

[medicalhell]

Problem? Or are you simply just mad?