i ain't even sorry

[butwhytho]

New York City is under my protection, Mundane. Whatever.

I'm pretty sure I'd be informed if some alien god tried to take over it.

It's not like I can afford to jet off to Monaco and fly back home in my super special alloy suit.

Get rid of those images of me crying. There's nothing funny about it.

I don't know what an Avenger is, lady, but if you keep laughing at all those little pictures of me crying? Someone's going to have to avenge you.

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[butwhytho]

My mother is dead, so...I can't.

[FORLORN LOOK but he's not about to scream and smack a sidekick like Batman would. Try harder, Cox.

haha cox

it's funny, because it sounds like cocks]

[medicalhell]

My gosh, I'm sorry.

( Serious then he laughs. )

Please tell me that your kidding, trying to get me to be nicer by using your mother's death as a scape-goat. I can be a real big ass here and tell you my father used to beat me upside the head with bottles of paint thinner whenever I cried to him, but I won't. That's just cheap.

( Perry then pulls out a stack of cards. Saying things like Cox sounds like cocks is just too much. )

I'm going to give you cards that say man. Each time you do something girly, you lose one until you turn into a full blown vagina.

[butwhytho]

derp derp

[medicalhell]

Oh and there goes one.

( He snatches one away from Peter. )

why are you derping

[butwhytho]

Why don't you go back to NBC?

because I can.

[medicalhell]

Oh, oh, oh, says the one who was rejected by The Avengers.

( He claps and smiles. )

I am so very proud of your rejection. It's so wonderful, I might just hang out with Hugh Jackman without punching him.

of course you can, please continue

[butwhytho]

Excuse you?

:3

[medicalhell]

You heard me you lap dog.

is derping your hobby

[butwhytho]

I think you need to back off, sir.

one of my many hobbies, such as picking up awesome muses like this bastard and ms. swan

[medicalhell]

Problem? Or are you simply just mad?

can you tell me erryting about derping i want to learn ok

[butwhytho]

It's a civil request. There need be no problem.

you need to hear cher and madonna all night long and compare bjork and lady gaga

[medicalhell]

Civil request my ass. Why don't you just grow some balls and show some of that famous silly string that comes from your hands.

i've done that before what's the next step

[butwhytho]

You want to see my webbing?

watch creepypasta for hours on end and finally become a brony

[medicalhell]

Sure why the hell not? Unless you plan on killing me like you did to Mary-Jane. In that case do that on Dorian.

( Yes he's read the comic books. )

no ma'am i cannot watch an entire episode of that show, i refuse

[butwhytho]

...what?

the only other way is to eat your own arm.

[medicalhell]

You heard me powder puff.

( Nose rub. )

wow ableism r u d e i have no arms i type with my teeth

[butwhytho]

Give the people what they want, I guess.

[He rolls up a sleeve and does his super special gesture and bam! Webbing.

On Cox's shoe.

Try getting out of that one, buddy.]

those must be some nice teeth.

[medicalhell]

( He stares then rolls his eyes and does the usual grunt. It's just a shoe, nothing more. He can live. )

So I'm not dead, big accomplishment ya mutated spider.

it's what my mother gave me they also shake

[butwhytho]

[Oh wow just...rolling his eyes over here. Lady Colombia who stole him away from the Avengers, help him in his time of need.]

I don't kill people, thanks.

can i borrow them?

[medicalhell]

What do you do? Save them?

no i have gingivitis they don't come out my gums have eaten them

[butwhytho]

That's exactly right.

D; so sad

[medicalhell]

Bravo.

( Sarcastic clap. )

yeah buddy i look like quasimodo in the mouth

[butwhytho]

What's your deal?

there, there. (hugs)

[medicalhell]

You my friend, you.

don't (cozy) me i smell like (deadcat)

[butwhytho]

You barged in on my post, buddy, that's your own fault.