i ain't even sorry

[butwhytho]

New York City is under my protection, Mundane. Whatever.

I'm pretty sure I'd be informed if some alien god tried to take over it.

It's not like I can afford to jet off to Monaco and fly back home in my super special alloy suit.

Get rid of those images of me crying. There's nothing funny about it.

I don't know what an Avenger is, lady, but if you keep laughing at all those little pictures of me crying? Someone's going to have to avenge you.

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[butwhytho]

[It's kind of cute, AU!Dad or whatever Tumblr has them as.]

I would hope not. I hear he's not the most agreeable of guys.

But you're all right.

[gammabruce]

[Stony are the adorkable AU!Dads. Stanner are Science Bros.]

...Thanks.

[butwhytho]

[Yeah, that.]

I'm probably supposed to talk about how cool it was to watch you smash that guy in Stark's house, right? Is that how this works?