butwhytho: And stay there! (See that? My skyline. Go back to Asgard.)
Peter Parker | SPIDER-MAN ([personal profile] butwhytho) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-09 03:55 pm

i ain't even sorry

New York City is under my protection, Mundane. Whatever.

I'm pretty sure I'd be informed if some alien god tried to take over it.

It's not like I can afford to jet off to Monaco and fly back home in my super special alloy suit.

Get rid of those images of me crying. There's nothing funny about it.

I don't know what an Avenger is, lady, but if you keep laughing at all those little pictures of me crying? Someone's going to have to avenge you.

argentina is my mother you baseball bat

[personal profile] medicalhell 2012-06-10 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Because that's going to make me feel better.