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[chronomancer]

you wwill not kill me wwith a fuckin bowwl a oatmeal

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[chronomancer]

oh
no
its okay
i wwouldnt wwish this towwer business on anyone

but noww that you mention it
i dont knoww wwhats wworse
dyin vvia oatmeal
or nearly dyin vvia oatmeal

[glowsferatu]

At Least The Former Would Allow That You Neednt Live With The Humiliation
And Its Not That Id Surely Be Especially Averse To The Tower Itself
But For A Single Mun To Play 2 Out Of 3 Members Of Our Caste As Well As That Same Ratio With Regards To Those Sharing In My Sign
As I Said It Would Just Be Logistically Impractical
I Wouldnt Be Able To Avoid Her And Honestly Shouldnt Be In A Position Where Id Have To

[chronomancer]

yeah
thatd be awwkwward
besides
the other third a our caste
is too nice for you to avvoid
...unlike one third a those sharin my sign
at least wwe can talk here though

[glowsferatu]

Yes I Wouldnt Want To And I Would Hope She Might Feel Similarly
But
Well Yeah
It Just Wouldnt Work Unfortunately
So What Is It Exactly That Inspired The Ideation Of Death To Begin With

[chronomancer]

bad timin
mostly
my mun seems to find both terrible puns an bad ironies funny
so my first real restful sleep in nearly a month
is gonna land me into a bowwl a oats an untimely death
isnt she just charmin?

[glowsferatu]

Wow It Definitely Sounds Like Youve Negotiated Yourself Into The Hands Of A Real Winner
Though It Isnt As Though My Own Hasnt Entertained The Idea Of Having Me Suffer A Temporarily Fatal End
Again
Though It Was Sunblock Hed Have Me Drown In
Maneuvers Such As These Really Do Necessitate The Formulation Of Some Means Of Retaliation
Though Targeting The Other End Of The Keyboard Can Prove Difficult

[chronomancer]

sunblock
really
thats...
thats really special a him

yeah
tell me about it
i still havvent figured out anythin
unfortunately

[glowsferatu]

Well It Would Be More The Sunblock Than The Drowning That Would Accomplish Anything
Making A Similar Attempt In Water Would Only Prove Unsuccessful
Its One Of The More Elusive Undertakings When One Is Undead
But I Propose You Adopt Certain Subtle Directions That You Are Aware Would Overwhelm Your Mun To Practice
But Should At The Same Time Would Not Cause This Same Discomfort To You
Ways Of Teasing Or Inciting Without Ultimately Fulfilling
I Dont Know Its Just An Idea

oh, right, there's... that little detail...

[chronomancer]

[I'm sorry, you lost him.]

undead

yeah i figured he'd zoom in on that

[glowsferatu]

I Dont Believe I Stuttered Had I
That Isnt Exactly Possible When Communicating Through Textual Means

...visceral hatred will do that to you <.<

[chronomancer]

no
you didnt stutter
i wwas just
unawware a your
Situation
my mun thought i wwould do somethin silly like try to shoot your head off or somethin on that same vvein




wwhich is stupid since i unfortunately dont havve a rifle at hand
unfortunately

yes yes it does

[glowsferatu]

I Dont Think You Really Have Much Room To Speak Of My Lack Of Innocence For Owning Certain Traits
While Being An Aquarius Yourself
Though Really There Are Far Worse Things Than Being A Rainbow Drinker Which Could Be Described As The Situation
Ive Only Been To New Jersey Once Ill Have You Know
Even If It Was The Shore

Re: yes yes it does

[chronomancer]

aquarii arent naturally brainless murderous basta--
okay, i see your point there
fine
sorry
i just dont feel particularly wwarmly for Your Kind
to put it in polite terms






oh god that was hideous an you should feel ashamed a yourself

Re: yes yes it does

[glowsferatu]

To Put It In Polite Terms I Thought Myself Rather Gracious For Not Repeating The Same Sanctions I Employed On The Last Occasion I Encountered An Aquarian
Especially When You Group Me Under The Same Umbrella You Call My Kind
Im Not A Mindless Shambler
In Fact I Doubt Youve Encountered My Particular Variety Of Undeath Previously
Moreover You Should Consider Yourself Fortunate That I Elected Not To Designate You As Snooki When I Drew That Connection

[chronomancer]

had you done that
this convversation wwould havve officially derailed into blackflirtin
an to be honest
ivve nevver really met any a "Your Kind" properly
usually im too busy tryin to savve my hide to bother with niceties
so you wwill havve to forgivve my manners
or blame them on my sign
wwhichevver makes you feel better

[glowsferatu]

It Is Not Motivated By Umbral Ambitions
Dont You Dare Even Insinuate That It Is

[chronomancer]

i wwould nevver

[glowsferatu]

I Have To Deal With Him Making Attempts In That Quadrant Already
There Really Arent Words To Describe How Much I Very Definitely Am Not Interested

[chronomancer]

...yeah
he
has a habit a doin that
doesnt he
ruins my jokes

[glowsferatu]

But Dont Allow His Overdramatic Manner To Fool You Hes More Than A Mere Joke
Ive Made This Same Mistake Before And Its Best Not To Repeat It

[chronomancer]

oh i knoww
wwe had such a memorably Fun convversation
he an i
about howw he wwent on a killin spree just for the hell a it
an you knoww wwhat he said?
"its a highblood thing, you wwouldnt understand"
sometimes he makes me wwant to shoot his pompous head clear off his pompous shoulders

[glowsferatu]

It Isnt A Maneuver I Would Personally Discourage

[chronomancer]

yeah
but youre
kinda
ovvertly biased
arent you?

[glowsferatu]

If By Bias You Mean That I Would Not Be Dissuaded From Classifying Such Action As Definitely Appropriate Then Maybe
But Submitting The Matter To Full Consideration Should At Least Convince You Of Why I Would Come To This Conclusion

[chronomancer]

wwell theres that
an the fact you are currently a glowwy killin machine
but sure
do tell all about the horror that is dealin wwith Eridan Ampora, the douchebag
wwho isnt me