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[chronomancer]

you wwill not kill me wwith a fuckin bowwl a oatmeal

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[chronomancer]

hey
if it makes you happy
im not--
wwell, okay
i am judgin
but so long as you dont go on a killin, im sorry, feedin spree
i guess
its not really my business

though to be honest i do find the glowin mildly fascinatin

[glowsferatu]

I Have My Urges Under Control You Neednt Worry On That Matter
Besides I Mean No Offense But It Would Be Kind Of Awkward To Practice Them On Someone Who Shares In My Own Caste
Now When You Say Fascinating
Would It Be Recommended That I Begin To Worry

[chronomancer]

im not evven goin to pretend i understand wwhy us sharin a caste matters
but okay

not really?
unless you find the idea a me not vviscerally hatin evvery single thin about you based solely on your
Condition
to be wworrisome
i can go back to that if it makes it better
its okay if you dont wwant me to evven make an effort

[glowsferatu]

Well I Know The Flavor Of My Own Blood Already
Not Deliberately Mind
And To Accept Yours Would Be Too Similar To That
Ugh But If You Really Must Start Hating Me
Which Is A Decision I Would Firmly Discourage I Would Like To State For The Record
It Would Be Preferably Inspired By Some Reason Of Substance Rather Than Something So Stupid As My Undeath

AND ONCE MORE, HE STOPPED READING BEFORE HE FINISHED EVERYTHING, sob

[chronomancer]

...
wwait
you drank
your owwn blood?

[glowsferatu]

Do You Possess The Ability To Read Or Are You Truly As Incessantly Dense As Your Violet Counterpart
I Have Bled In A Manner That The Resulting Flow Has Run Within The Space Of My Own Mouth It Was Not An Intentional Sampling
It Just
Shit Happens On Occasions When You Would Rather It Didnt

[chronomancer]

youre
kind a really fuckin wweird
an i mean that in the nicest wway possible

[glowsferatu]

And With A Similarly Empty Kindness I Can State With All Sincerity That Youre Kind Of To A Small Degree Just A Bit Of A Massive Tool
But Only A Modicum Of Course

[chronomancer]

not really botherin to deny that one
to be honest
but inquirin minds wwant to knoww
did the Glowwin personality come wwith the undead upgrade
or is that
just pure you at wwork

[glowsferatu]

The Effects Of My Reconfiguration Were Solely Physical
Any Alteration In My Demeanor From What Had Been Previously Adopted Is More Likely The Result Of The Circumstances Surrounding The Incident

[chronomancer]

then im really really sorry
for the poor people in your session

[glowsferatu]

Accounting For The Events They Have Had To Suffer You Should Perhaps Consider Being So From A Less Facetious Position

[chronomancer]

im sorry
i barely havve enough sympathy to keep up wwith my owwn session
im not sure i can muster any for another
though
considerin theyvve dealt wwith you
i might havve to try
just on principle

[glowsferatu]

Have You Considered That Dealing With Me Is Only Such A Chore Because Of The Manner In Which Youve Approached This Exchange
I Know It Can Be Difficult To Coax Such An Idea Through A Think Pan With Such A Solid And Thick Composition
The Only Intellectual Sponge Matter Capable Of Fitting In Such A Modest Crevice Would Surely Be Crowded By The Introduction Of Such Information
But I Cant Be Expected To Respond With Niceties When You Must Insist On Perpetuating The Persecution Of Rainbow Drinkers For No Reason Whatsoever

[chronomancer]

lady
im sorry
but i kind a consider six swweeps wworth a moanin neighbors tryin to eat my scrawwny ass
a damn fine reason to not feel all that chirpy about undead folks
also
rainbowwdrinkers?
aint persecuted
okay

[glowsferatu]

Well Perhaps If You Werent So Dense As To Wonder Into The Untamed Sands Then You Wouldnt Have Had To Worry About this
They Very Rarely Cross The Lawn Ring And Always In Such Small Numbers That Picking Them Off Was Simple As A Bakery Confection
And That Was At Close Range Not With Your Silly Rifle
But Perhaps You Arent As Familiar With The Lore As Id Earlier Suspected
Being Persecuted And Misunderstood Is An Inseparable Quality Of A Rainbow Drinkers Life
After All Im Not Even A Zombie And Yet Still You Treat Me In A Discriminatory Manner