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[chronomancer]

you wwill not kill me wwith a fuckin bowwl a oatmeal

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[glowsferatu]

But Dont Allow His Overdramatic Manner To Fool You Hes More Than A Mere Joke
Ive Made This Same Mistake Before And Its Best Not To Repeat It

[chronomancer]

oh i knoww
wwe had such a memorably Fun convversation
he an i
about howw he wwent on a killin spree just for the hell a it
an you knoww wwhat he said?
"its a highblood thing, you wwouldnt understand"
sometimes he makes me wwant to shoot his pompous head clear off his pompous shoulders

[glowsferatu]

It Isnt A Maneuver I Would Personally Discourage

[chronomancer]

yeah
but youre
kinda
ovvertly biased
arent you?

[glowsferatu]

If By Bias You Mean That I Would Not Be Dissuaded From Classifying Such Action As Definitely Appropriate Then Maybe
But Submitting The Matter To Full Consideration Should At Least Convince You Of Why I Would Come To This Conclusion

[chronomancer]

wwell theres that
an the fact you are currently a glowwy killin machine
but sure
do tell all about the horror that is dealin wwith Eridan Ampora, the douchebag
wwho isnt me

[glowsferatu]

Killing Machine
Really
Ive Only Achieved A Fatal Accomplishment Against One Singular Individual
And His Having Brought Such An Affliction Upon Me Is Really The Least Of His Crimes
Certainly Not The Primary Inspiration For My Desire To See His Ruin
...
Platonically

[chronomancer]

wwe both knoww
that wwhether you actually kill or not
in your current
Condition
you are essentially a killin machine
i knoww my lore
evverythin about you drawws others in
your vvoice
your horns
evven your smell
as if you needed that!
as if anyone can outrun you
as if anyone can fight you
you are primely designed for one thing an one thing only
bein amazingly efficient at killin things
wwhile bein ridiculously hard to kill yourself

[glowsferatu]

You Uh Seem To Be Suitably Familiar With The Literature
But I Wouldnt Even Have Come Into This State Had He Not Catalyzed It

[chronomancer]

...its a long story
but anywway
howw did he evven manage that?

[glowsferatu]

The Specifics Escape Me At this Time
Bearing In Mind That The Catalyst Would Not Likely Be The Cause
But I Can Say That I Assumed My Mantle Directly Following His Infliction Of A Mortal Wound

[chronomancer]

a latent condition that sparked into reality the moment you "died"?



...fuck
howw am i glad im not you

[glowsferatu]

Wow Thanks
I Assure You The Consolation Is Mutually Felt

[chronomancer]

wwell
im sorry i dont wwant to be my deepest, darkest nightmare?

[glowsferatu]

It Is Not So Uncomfortable Being A Monster
I Suppose If I Must Continue My Existence It Provides A Rather Delightful State For It
Though Between The Two Of Us The Effulgence Can Be Highly Inconvenient

[chronomancer]

hey
if it makes you happy
im not--
wwell, okay
i am judgin
but so long as you dont go on a killin, im sorry, feedin spree
i guess
its not really my business

though to be honest i do find the glowin mildly fascinatin

[glowsferatu]

I Have My Urges Under Control You Neednt Worry On That Matter
Besides I Mean No Offense But It Would Be Kind Of Awkward To Practice Them On Someone Who Shares In My Own Caste
Now When You Say Fascinating
Would It Be Recommended That I Begin To Worry

[chronomancer]

im not evven goin to pretend i understand wwhy us sharin a caste matters
but okay

not really?
unless you find the idea a me not vviscerally hatin evvery single thin about you based solely on your
Condition
to be wworrisome
i can go back to that if it makes it better
its okay if you dont wwant me to evven make an effort

[glowsferatu]

Well I Know The Flavor Of My Own Blood Already
Not Deliberately Mind
And To Accept Yours Would Be Too Similar To That
Ugh But If You Really Must Start Hating Me
Which Is A Decision I Would Firmly Discourage I Would Like To State For The Record
It Would Be Preferably Inspired By Some Reason Of Substance Rather Than Something So Stupid As My Undeath

AND ONCE MORE, HE STOPPED READING BEFORE HE FINISHED EVERYTHING, sob

[chronomancer]

...
wwait
you drank
your owwn blood?

[glowsferatu]

Do You Possess The Ability To Read Or Are You Truly As Incessantly Dense As Your Violet Counterpart
I Have Bled In A Manner That The Resulting Flow Has Run Within The Space Of My Own Mouth It Was Not An Intentional Sampling
It Just
Shit Happens On Occasions When You Would Rather It Didnt

[chronomancer]

youre
kind a really fuckin wweird
an i mean that in the nicest wway possible

[glowsferatu]

And With A Similarly Empty Kindness I Can State With All Sincerity That Youre Kind Of To A Small Degree Just A Bit Of A Massive Tool
But Only A Modicum Of Course

[chronomancer]

not really botherin to deny that one
to be honest
but inquirin minds wwant to knoww
did the Glowwin personality come wwith the undead upgrade
or is that
just pure you at wwork

[glowsferatu]

The Effects Of My Reconfiguration Were Solely Physical
Any Alteration In My Demeanor From What Had Been Previously Adopted Is More Likely The Result Of The Circumstances Surrounding The Incident