Welp, bandwagon ahoy!

[uncompromise]

In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not a big fan of the whole "under someone else's control" thing. Been there, done that. Even if all the other guys up here vouch for you, you're gonna have to prove it's not just talk.

-Still. I can't exactly fault you on your taste. Let's get this show on the road then, mun.

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[tasteslikecoconut]

[Sup Mr. Archer.]

Sure you can, with all your little hi-tech arrows? I have JARVIS, and even he can't figure it out. I'd say sit tight and clench, you're in for a little ride no matter what you have to say about it.

[uncompromise]

[Not much. That shawarma gave me indigestion, though.]

Great. Just what I needed. More people jerking me around. I guess I should be thankful considering what this kid wanted to do with me originally. I talked her out of it.

[Read: threatened at arrow-point until he got his way.]

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Pretty sure that's what it's designed to do and then some.]

You know I tried really hard to not consider the entirety of your sentence from the perspective of the gutter but I really can't fathom what the hell you're talking about otherwise. Please enlighten me.

[uncompromise]

[Live and learn. Also, please note the scowl on Clint's face.]

Kid wanted to write me as still being brainwashed by Loki. I argued, she listened. There. Happy now?

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Scowl noted and promptly ignored for the sake of teasing.]

Yikes. Sounds like she'd put you in a uh .... compromising position.

[Snort. Okay he's hiding his grin behind his hand.]

Just the once, I had to do it once, I'm sorry. Okay I'm not sorry at all that was funny. But yes I'm happy, thank you.

[uncompromise]

[God, Tony, you are such a troll.]

... [He's doing his best to keep scowling, but one side of Clint's mouth drifts up into a smirk.]

You'd better believe it's "just the once", because if you do that again, I'll borrow a taser from Director Fury.

[tasteslikecoconut]

[It's an art.]

Should I put on my suit? I think I have a date with Star Spangled Spandex at five.

[uncompromise]

[And you're a goddamned master at it.]

Cap? I always figured you had a weakness for red-heads, Stark.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Speak for yourself Bow and Arrows. At least my red-head can run my company for me while I'm away. Yours... smacks your face into a rail. How charming - I think I just filled my BDSM quota for the day just saying that.

[uncompromise]

Yeah, well, they both saved our collective asses. You can't ask for a better partnership than that.

Besides, I don't think I've met- what was her name? Pepper?

[tasteslikecoconut]

Yeah she's allowed to do that, but only once a year. She gets a wild card every five.

Ms. Potts, yes.

[uncompromise]

[And this is a full-blown, shit-eating grin right here.]

You gonna let the rest of us in on that system or do you just save it for all the ladies?

[tasteslikecoconut]

Lady. Singular.

[uncompromise]

Uh-huh. Whatever you say, Stark. [Not believing it~]

[tasteslikecoconut]

[What the hell just happened here. He totally had the upperhand in this conversation and now what - ... women. How did he let one in like this.]

...i should apologize for the thread-jack...

[shieldsupernanny]

You can use mine, it was in my locker.

No apologies! Coulson threadjacking is welcomed! <3

[uncompromise]

We gotta figure out a way to get these things smaller. Nothing says "wrath of God" like an arrow-delivered electrocution. [The things he thinks up when bored.]

[shieldsupernanny]

You can always ask Natasha if she'll share hers.

[uncompromise]

Wait, when did Nat get a taser? Come on, Coulson, stop holding out on me here.

[shieldsupernanny]

We issued it when she was assigned to Stark. It's standard.

[uncompromise]

Then you'd better fork over more of 'em, since we're all dealing with Stark now.

COULSON

[tasteslikecoconut]

Woah woah woah, now we're just handing out tasers around here? I feel like I should have a right to vote on this.

[shieldsupernanny]

I don't think so, Mr. Stark.

[tasteslikecoconut]

So you're just going to use your super agent powers of dictatorship to dictate who gets tasers and who doesn't. I see how it is, Mr. Phil.

[shieldsupernanny]

Good, I won't have to convince you, then. [Teasing? Or serious. You will never know, Stark, you will never know.]