Mun is no longer allowed on the internet, ever.

[friendship_reporter]

You found WHAT of me and Shining Armor? Doing WHAT?!

I don't even want to talk to you. Just... ew.

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[friendship_reporter]

But WHY? Spike, maybe. The girls, go ahead! Princess Celestia, sure!

But SHINING?!

Ugh, now I know how Applejack feels.

[magicalrealist]

Muns must not be opposed to incest because...no. Not BBBFF.

[friendship_reporter]

No. Not ever. Ugh. I can't say I'm keen on my mun "shipping" me and Spike, but at least Spike isn't my BIOLOGICAL sibling.

[magicalrealist]

Considering he's like a little brother, I don't approve of that either, but the genetics still...

...no, he's still a baby!

THREADJACK BECAUSE HE SEES YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT HIM

[dragonassistant]

Gross! Can't you ponies talk about a better pairing?

[...likehimandrarityforexample]

MGS EXCLAMATION POINT!

[magicalrealist]

It wasn't my idea! This is all because of the internet!

By the way, you're not allowed to browse the internet until you're older.

SUP EVERYPONY

[dragonassistant]

With what my mun's seen, I don't think I want to. [Link kinda NSFW, of course.]

FISSION MAILED

[friendship_reporter]

...Actually, let's make that "not allowed to browse the internet ever".

YOU TWO ARE THE WORST TWILIGHTS

[dragonassistant]

Aw, come on! Can't I at least read some fanfiction or something? [The work-safe kind where he's super badass, of course.]

WORST TWILIGHTS BUT BEST PSEUDO-MOMS.

[friendship_reporter]

The rabbit hole goes too deep. If you started reading it, then you'd start WRITING it and all of a sudden people think you want to call yourself "Princess Sparkle" and take Luna's place as Celestia's sister.

YOU'RE NOT MY MOMS!!!!!

[dragonassistant]

No, I wouldn't!

[HE WASN'T JUST HOLDING A SCROLL RIGHT NOW, NOPE, YOU WERE IMAGINING IT, TWI. AND IT DIDN'T HAVE HORRIBLE FANFICTION ABOUT HIMSELF WRITTEN ON IT EITHER.]

[friendship_reporter]

You misspelled "gallantly".

And you are not the best pony, that's Princess Celestia.

[dragonassistant]

Hey, you're not supposed to read that!

[He reaches for it. GIVE IT BACK, TWI]

[friendship_reporter]

[That's TELEKINESIS, Spike! She can proofread your self-fic from 200 yards away! With MIND BULLETS.]

Come on, your crush on Rarity already got me in trouble once. Why can't you just... I don't know, try taking part in some of her interests in a way other than "walking pincushion"?

[dragonassistant]

[WHAT. HOW DARE YOU.]

Well, I could ask her about making me a new tuxedo for the Grand Galloping Gala... [AND THEY CAN BOND OVER THAT. YES. GENIUS.]

[friendship_reporter]

...It'd be a step in the right direction!

I've actually got some books here about fashion design if you wanted to read up on those, too.

[dragonassistant]

Maybe later, after I eat some more ice cream. [RESPONSIBILITY]

HATERS GONNA HATE

[magicalrealist]

You know we have actual books you can read, Spike.

UNFAIR :C

[dragonassistant]

But I read about magic and stuff all the time!

OH YOU'LL BE FINE

[magicalrealist]

We have story books, too. Didn't you want to start reading the Daring Do series?

I'M TELLING CELESTIA!!!

[dragonassistant]

Well, yeah... but don't you think we need more books about courageous knights or something manly like that? [PIC RELATED]

ITS NOT THAT BAD, REALLY

[magicalrealist]

(Yeah...that gets a giggle out of Twilight.)

I'll think about picking some up for you.

YEAH, WHATEVER

[dragonassistant]

Great! You're the best, Twilight.

...And I can still read fanfiction about me and Rarity, right?

MAN UP, SPIKEY-BOY

[magicalrealist]

No.

SNAKE, WHAT HAPPENED? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[magicalrealist]

Agreed.