Mun is no longer allowed on the internet, ever.

[friendship_reporter]

You found WHAT of me and Shining Armor? Doing WHAT?!

I don't even want to talk to you. Just... ew.

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YOU TWO ARE THE WORST TWILIGHTS

[dragonassistant]

Aw, come on! Can't I at least read some fanfiction or something? [The work-safe kind where he's super badass, of course.]

WORST TWILIGHTS BUT BEST PSEUDO-MOMS.

[friendship_reporter]

The rabbit hole goes too deep. If you started reading it, then you'd start WRITING it and all of a sudden people think you want to call yourself "Princess Sparkle" and take Luna's place as Celestia's sister.

YOU'RE NOT MY MOMS!!!!!

[dragonassistant]

No, I wouldn't!

[HE WASN'T JUST HOLDING A SCROLL RIGHT NOW, NOPE, YOU WERE IMAGINING IT, TWI. AND IT DIDN'T HAVE HORRIBLE FANFICTION ABOUT HIMSELF WRITTEN ON IT EITHER.]

[friendship_reporter]

You misspelled "gallantly".

And you are not the best pony, that's Princess Celestia.

[dragonassistant]

Hey, you're not supposed to read that!

[He reaches for it. GIVE IT BACK, TWI]

[friendship_reporter]

[That's TELEKINESIS, Spike! She can proofread your self-fic from 200 yards away! With MIND BULLETS.]

Come on, your crush on Rarity already got me in trouble once. Why can't you just... I don't know, try taking part in some of her interests in a way other than "walking pincushion"?

[dragonassistant]

[WHAT. HOW DARE YOU.]

Well, I could ask her about making me a new tuxedo for the Grand Galloping Gala... [AND THEY CAN BOND OVER THAT. YES. GENIUS.]

[friendship_reporter]

...It'd be a step in the right direction!

I've actually got some books here about fashion design if you wanted to read up on those, too.

[dragonassistant]

Maybe later, after I eat some more ice cream. [RESPONSIBILITY]

HATERS GONNA HATE

[magicalrealist]

You know we have actual books you can read, Spike.

UNFAIR :C

[dragonassistant]

But I read about magic and stuff all the time!

OH YOU'LL BE FINE

[magicalrealist]

We have story books, too. Didn't you want to start reading the Daring Do series?

I'M TELLING CELESTIA!!!

[dragonassistant]

Well, yeah... but don't you think we need more books about courageous knights or something manly like that? [PIC RELATED]

ITS NOT THAT BAD, REALLY

[magicalrealist]

(Yeah...that gets a giggle out of Twilight.)

I'll think about picking some up for you.

YEAH, WHATEVER

[dragonassistant]

Great! You're the best, Twilight.

...And I can still read fanfiction about me and Rarity, right?

MAN UP, SPIKEY-BOY

[magicalrealist]

No.

NO.

[dragonassistant]

Alright...

[...BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT HE COULDN'T WRITE IT~!]

BUT YOU MUST! IT TAKES A MAN TO WOO RARITY!

[magicalrealist]

(Gee, thanks for the reminder!)

You can't write it either, Spike.

TWI, PLZ, I'M THE MANLIEST DRAGON IN PONYVILLE!

[dragonassistant]

Hey! Why not?

IT DOESN'T COUNT IF IT'S BY DEFAULT

[magicalrealist]

I think we both know the answer to that question.