dear_mun | Mun is no longer allowed on the internet, ever.

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canon: my little pony

Mun is no longer allowed on the internet, ever.

You found WHAT of me and Shining Armor? Doing WHAT?!

I don't even want to talk to you. Just... ew.

No. Not ever. Ugh. I can't say I'm keen on my mun "shipping" me and Spike, but at least Spike isn't my BIOLOGICAL sibling.

Considering he's like a little brother, I don't approve of that either, but the genetics still...

...no, he's still a baby!

Gross! Can't you ponies talk about a better pairing?

[...likehimandrarityforexample]

It wasn't my idea! This is all because of the internet!

By the way, you're not allowed to browse the internet until you're older.

With what my mun's seen, I don't think I want to. [Link kinda NSFW, of course.]

...Actually, let's make that "not allowed to browse the internet ever".

Aw, come on! Can't I at least read some fanfiction or something? [The work-safe kind where he's super badass, of course.]

The rabbit hole goes too deep. If you started reading it, then you'd start WRITING it and all of a sudden people think you want to call yourself "Princess Sparkle" and take Luna's place as Celestia's sister.

No, I wouldn't!

[HE WASN'T JUST HOLDING A SCROLL RIGHT NOW, NOPE, YOU WERE IMAGINING IT, TWI. AND IT DIDN'T HAVE HORRIBLE FANFICTION ABOUT HIMSELF WRITTEN ON IT EITHER.]

You misspelled "gallantly".

And you are not the best pony, that's Princess Celestia.

Hey, you're not supposed to read that!

[He reaches for it. GIVE IT BACK, TWI]

[That's TELEKINESIS, Spike! She can proofread your self-fic from 200 yards away! With MIND BULLETS.]

Come on, your crush on Rarity already got me in trouble once. Why can't you just... I don't know, try taking part in some of her interests in a way other than "walking pincushion"?

[WHAT. HOW DARE YOU.]

Well, I could ask her about making me a new tuxedo for the Grand Galloping Gala... [AND THEY CAN BOND OVER THAT. YES. GENIUS.]