Mun is no longer allowed on the internet, ever.

[friendship_reporter]

You found WHAT of me and Shining Armor? Doing WHAT?!

I don't even want to talk to you. Just... ew.

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[magicalrealist]

...such is the horrors of the internet.

[friendship_reporter]

But WHY? Spike, maybe. The girls, go ahead! Princess Celestia, sure!

But SHINING?!

Ugh, now I know how Applejack feels.

[magicalrealist]

Muns must not be opposed to incest because...no. Not BBBFF.

[friendship_reporter]

No. Not ever. Ugh. I can't say I'm keen on my mun "shipping" me and Spike, but at least Spike isn't my BIOLOGICAL sibling.

[magicalrealist]

Considering he's like a little brother, I don't approve of that either, but the genetics still...

...no, he's still a baby!

[friendyousohard]

I can't say I'm surprised, but... You know that in and of itself is kind of horrible.

THREADJACK BECAUSE HE SEES YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT HIM

[dragonassistant]

Gross! Can't you ponies talk about a better pairing?

[...likehimandrarityforexample]

[sittingweird]

Well... humans aren't... perfect.

Meh, 'm sorry, Twah...

MGS EXCLAMATION POINT!

[magicalrealist]

It wasn't my idea! This is all because of the internet!

By the way, you're not allowed to browse the internet until you're older.

[snowpointvictor]

This is why most muns should not be allowed to have internet ever.

[friendship_reporter]

It is. And I'm not either.

SUP EVERYPONY

[dragonassistant]

With what my mun's seen, I don't think I want to. [Link kinda NSFW, of course.]

FISSION MAILED

[friendship_reporter]

...Actually, let's make that "not allowed to browse the internet ever".

[friendship_reporter]

To hear that out of YOU is certainly something.

[friendship_reporter]

...At least I'm not from your world. Do they still ship folks with inanimate objects over there in Sinnoh?

[friendyousohard]

We've become entirely too jaded about this, haven't we?

... And no, mundane, I don't take much solace in the fact that we aren't going to the Grimdark side of things. A little bit, though. Maybe.

[friendship_reporter]

You know it's just a matter of time until someone thinks a Fallout: Equestria RP is a good idea.

Or Pony Silent Hill.

[snowpointvictor]

...

Do I even want to know?

[friendyousohard]

Horror at Sugarcube Corner, maybe?

... Ugh, I can't believe I just said that out loud.

YOU TWO ARE THE WORST TWILIGHTS

[dragonassistant]

Aw, come on! Can't I at least read some fanfiction or something? [The work-safe kind where he's super badass, of course.]

SNAKE, WHAT HAPPENED? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[magicalrealist]

Agreed.

[friendship_reporter]

Your friend, Ash? The really eager kid?

People think he has a thing.

With his hats.

WORST TWILIGHTS BUT BEST PSEUDO-MOMS.

[friendship_reporter]

The rabbit hole goes too deep. If you started reading it, then you'd start WRITING it and all of a sudden people think you want to call yourself "Princess Sparkle" and take Luna's place as Celestia's sister.

[sittingweird]

Well... duh? [Very embarassed laugh] I may love humans but, sometimes, few of them... may have very disturbing tastes.

Just ignore it, everybody should learn more about the best side of bronies, not the dark, devious side.

HATERS GONNA HATE

[magicalrealist]

You know we have actual books you can read, Spike.