because the app's nearly finished. B)

[heterophobe]

Would you get the fuck over that 'launch lesbians into space' line? I said it and even I don't find it all that humorous, not when you're reversing it.

No, I don't think it's ironic. I think it's pathetic and so are you, for enjoying it.

What in the hell am I going to do in space? So help me, if you say make friends with psychopaths in spaaaaaaaaaace one more time today, I'm going to find a way to shove my foot so far up your ass that your teeth will fall out and you'll never want to talk again.

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[likesdick]

[ He's just going to arch an eyebrow at all that.]

Sounds like it would make a decent comic at least. "Lesbians in space".

[heterophobe]

Only I can't think of a single self-respecting queer that would want to read that.

[likesdick]

Oh? I can. I think Mikey would love them. He was a little bit of a crush on she-hulk after all.

[ The blond just gives the other a wicked smile as he takes a few steps towards Brian.]

So. Space huh? Going to miss me?

[heterophobe]

Michael doesn't count. He loves anything in graphic novel form. [ it's true, he does.

but that's neither her nor there when Justin changes the subject and while his concentration dips some, he puts up a nice front. ] Miss you? I just saw you. I'm seeing you now. [ you can't miss something that never goes away -- he likes you, really. his body language has tells but he's not prepared to verbally betray himself so quickly. ]

[likesdick]

I think that's a little unfair then. Don't you think?

[ Justin rolls his eyes slightly at his answer. That was just so Brian. ] But you won't be seeing me in space. [ And he's just going to be running his hands up the taller mans shoulders] You'll miss me a little.

[ohhdeer]

I think a lot of us ask ourselves that. What we're doing in space, I mean. I always thought it would involve a lot more floating about in white suits and eating things out of tubes.

[heterophobe]

What have you found it actually entails?

[ohhdeer]

Demons. Werewolves. Skeletons. Small blue men with a penchant for speeches. It's more like my world than a sci-fi epic so far, I think.

[heterophobe]

[ he laughs, sporadic and short-lived, at the incredulity of it all. ] God forbid they omit the little blue men.

Speaking for the less supernaturally-inclined, I think all of those things qualify it as a sci-fi motion picture, as long as you swap epic for horror.

[ohhdeer]

I think the blue men and skeletons could probably belong in a sci-fi movie, but demons and werewolves should probably have magical swords and evil stepmothers involved somehow instead of spaceships.

[became]

...Evocative.

[heterophobe]

[ hello gorgeous. ] I try to score as many sensory overloads as possible.

[became]

Well, you're hitting the goal for colorful phrasing already. [ SHINY SPARKLY SUPER CHARMING GRIN etc basically charm firing on all cylinders, because... well, because hell yeah being appreciated. ] My advice: if you can't get out of coming in the first place, make sure to throw the biggest fit over clothes. Otherwise, you're stuck in a jumpsuit.

[ s h u d d e r. neal does not approve of your tacky, tacky jumpsuits tranquility. not one bit. ]

[heterophobe]

[ his face becomes the equivalent of what he would look like if someone told him BOOBS ARE HAPPENING and he blinks several times before he can shake the grimace entirely. ] I'd spend every waking moment walking around the ship in the buff, before I chose to wear something so hideous. I haven't let anyone pick my outfits for me in years, I'm not about to lose my exquisite fashion sense now.

Any other advice?

[became]

[ neal's is more like 'hey neal, their art collection is disorganized and disjointed' because he's a boob fan, but still: he knows those feels, man. ] If anyone touches my suits, murder would have to be at least one of the options on the table.

[ smoothing a hand comfortingly down his lapel, he won't let anybody hurt you baby. ;; you are his one true space love, suit. ] If the 'angel of the Lord'-- [ audible airquotes. ] asks you if you know Latin, I'd go with 'no'.

[captainastro]

Oh come on, Brian. You've got to admit it's a little funny.

[heterophobe]

Shut up. [ !!! ] You only think it's funny because you're not the one getting a tube shoved down your throat.

[captainastro]

Usually you wouldn't mind getting a tube shoved down your throat. [Michael gives one his soft ha ha smiles.]

Besides it can't all bad.

[heterophobe]

It's not that kind of tube. [ but it still gets a chuckle out of him. ] Leave it to you to find the highlighted sections of jump suits and creatures that belong in horror films.

[captainastro]

Who knows maybe you will fall in a toxic pit and gain powers. [He's just teasing now.] Could be awesome. [Michael stresses out the word awesome.]

If you ask me jump suits aren't all that bad. It could be fun. I mean a man with your skills could find a lot of uses with a jump suit, right? [Always look at the glass half full, BRIAN.] As for the creatures.. I'm sure you can talk them into buying half naked pictures of men.

[unparental]

Bright side: we're really not a dry ship. Or a smoke free one, for either meaning of the term.

[ jenna is on and off sanguine about space by now, but the weed and booze helps that. ]

[heterophobe]

Do you abide by the sharing is caring guideline?

[unparental]

Somehow, I fell into the 'token alcoholic and sometimes dealer' role. So, in a nutshell: yes.

[heterophobe]

You and I are going to be spending a lot of time together, in that case.

[unparental]

Mi chronic es su chronic.