because the app's nearly finished. B)

[heterophobe]

Would you get the fuck over that 'launch lesbians into space' line? I said it and even I don't find it all that humorous, not when you're reversing it.

No, I don't think it's ironic. I think it's pathetic and so are you, for enjoying it.

What in the hell am I going to do in space? So help me, if you say make friends with psychopaths in spaaaaaaaaaace one more time today, I'm going to find a way to shove my foot so far up your ass that your teeth will fall out and you'll never want to talk again.

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[heterophobe]

[ his face becomes the equivalent of what he would look like if someone told him BOOBS ARE HAPPENING and he blinks several times before he can shake the grimace entirely. ] I'd spend every waking moment walking around the ship in the buff, before I chose to wear something so hideous. I haven't let anyone pick my outfits for me in years, I'm not about to lose my exquisite fashion sense now.

Any other advice?

[became]

[ neal's is more like 'hey neal, their art collection is disorganized and disjointed' because he's a boob fan, but still: he knows those feels, man. ] If anyone touches my suits, murder would have to be at least one of the options on the table.

[ smoothing a hand comfortingly down his lapel, he won't let anybody hurt you baby. ;; you are his one true space love, suit. ] If the 'angel of the Lord'-- [ audible airquotes. ] asks you if you know Latin, I'd go with 'no'.

[heterophobe]

Personally, I'd aim for dismemberment. It's a slower, more immensely satisfying death. [ you know what? you grow up this bitter, see where it gets you.

annnnd his eyes follow that hand, giving the suit jacket an appraising eye. really. witness his magnificent behavior. ] Just what space needed, more lunatics. Should I be worried about sacrificial rituals from heretics now?

[became]

Well, it is a Devore. [ some light maiming might be acceptable, should a single thread be snagged. it's a classic devore okay, that shit doesn't grow on trees.

...okay one more smoothing gesture then, because neal is pathologically attention seeking. ] Nah, demonic possession was last month.

[ not a joke isn't space fun, kids. ]

[heterophobe]

[ now you are being cruised, sir. enjoy it while it lasts. he doesn't generally share the role of being the center of attention. ] You have to respect the classics.

Oh, joyous day. It gives me the tingles, just trying to work out what's in store for this one.

[became]

[ PREENING JUST A LITTLE. okay a lot. yo sup brian how u doin' bb. ] You know your suits. I'm impressed.

The way I hear it, now we're stepping off the Judeo-Christian themes and right into comic book fare. Never a single dull moment.