because the app's nearly finished. B)

[heterophobe]

Would you get the fuck over that 'launch lesbians into space' line? I said it and even I don't find it all that humorous, not when you're reversing it.

No, I don't think it's ironic. I think it's pathetic and so are you, for enjoying it.

What in the hell am I going to do in space? So help me, if you say make friends with psychopaths in spaaaaaaaaaace one more time today, I'm going to find a way to shove my foot so far up your ass that your teeth will fall out and you'll never want to talk again.

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[ohhdeer]

Demons. Werewolves. Skeletons. Small blue men with a penchant for speeches. It's more like my world than a sci-fi epic so far, I think.

[heterophobe]

[ he laughs, sporadic and short-lived, at the incredulity of it all. ] God forbid they omit the little blue men.

Speaking for the less supernaturally-inclined, I think all of those things qualify it as a sci-fi motion picture, as long as you swap epic for horror.

[ohhdeer]

I think the blue men and skeletons could probably belong in a sci-fi movie, but demons and werewolves should probably have magical swords and evil stepmothers involved somehow instead of spaceships.

[heterophobe]

We should be so lucky to skip doing a full ode to one of Grimm's fantasies. [ he has an evil mother all of his own to worry about, so he thinks he'll pass on any from a fairy tale. ] How long have you been trapped there?

[ohhdeer]

Oh, not long at all, really. Only a few weeks. I hope it's not always so terribly exciting, though. I'm not sure my heart will be able to take it.

[heterophobe]

[ consolation evades him, more so with strangers, so he stays quiet until he finds something fill it with. ] Even cities with high-crime statistics have dry spells. [ but if they're comparing this to someone's work instead, all artists get a creative block. ...only that's more disturbing than he wants to consider. he chooses not to mention the influx that happens when one breaks through that slow period. ] And if not, there are parts of town where you can almost ignore it. How large is the ship?

[ohhdeer]

Enormous, if what I've heard is true. [ a twitch of a smile. ] I was mostly joking about my heart, though. It's really been no more troublesome than my life's been lately. Waking up there is unpleasant, though, I'm sorry to say.

[heterophobe]

Then relocating to the classier sections on board shouldn't be a problem. [ he smiles, sort of, but it's too tight and not exactly friendly. f for effort. ]

And why's that? [ he barely wakes up some mornings, heavy with the drag of drugs and alcohol. lucky him, he honestly has no idea what he's getting into for day-to-day life. ]

[ohhdeer]

I woke up with a tube down my throat in some kind of tank. I think that everyone does.

[heterophobe]

Every time or just the once?

[ohhdeer]

Oh! No, just the once, thankfully. At least, it hasn't happened again to me, yet, anyway.

[heterophobe]

Yet. [ he repeats, narrowing his eyes. that's sounds suspiciously like anticipation. ] Forget I asked. Somehow, I find it hard to imagine life will ever be remotely like it is back home.