because the app's nearly finished. B)

[heterophobe]

Would you get the fuck over that 'launch lesbians into space' line? I said it and even I don't find it all that humorous, not when you're reversing it.

No, I don't think it's ironic. I think it's pathetic and so are you, for enjoying it.

What in the hell am I going to do in space? So help me, if you say make friends with psychopaths in spaaaaaaaaaace one more time today, I'm going to find a way to shove my foot so far up your ass that your teeth will fall out and you'll never want to talk again.

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[likesdick]

[ He's just going to arch an eyebrow at all that.]

Sounds like it would make a decent comic at least. "Lesbians in space".

[ohhdeer]

I think a lot of us ask ourselves that. What we're doing in space, I mean. I always thought it would involve a lot more floating about in white suits and eating things out of tubes.

[heterophobe]

Only I can't think of a single self-respecting queer that would want to read that.

[heterophobe]

What have you found it actually entails?

[ohhdeer]

Demons. Werewolves. Skeletons. Small blue men with a penchant for speeches. It's more like my world than a sci-fi epic so far, I think.

[became]

...Evocative.

[heterophobe]

[ he laughs, sporadic and short-lived, at the incredulity of it all. ] God forbid they omit the little blue men.

Speaking for the less supernaturally-inclined, I think all of those things qualify it as a sci-fi motion picture, as long as you swap epic for horror.

[heterophobe]

[ hello gorgeous. ] I try to score as many sensory overloads as possible.

[ohhdeer]

I think the blue men and skeletons could probably belong in a sci-fi movie, but demons and werewolves should probably have magical swords and evil stepmothers involved somehow instead of spaceships.

[heterophobe]

We should be so lucky to skip doing a full ode to one of Grimm's fantasies. [ he has an evil mother all of his own to worry about, so he thinks he'll pass on any from a fairy tale. ] How long have you been trapped there?

[ohhdeer]

Oh, not long at all, really. Only a few weeks. I hope it's not always so terribly exciting, though. I'm not sure my heart will be able to take it.

[became]

Well, you're hitting the goal for colorful phrasing already. [ SHINY SPARKLY SUPER CHARMING GRIN etc basically charm firing on all cylinders, because... well, because hell yeah being appreciated. ] My advice: if you can't get out of coming in the first place, make sure to throw the biggest fit over clothes. Otherwise, you're stuck in a jumpsuit.

[ s h u d d e r. neal does not approve of your tacky, tacky jumpsuits tranquility. not one bit. ]

[heterophobe]

[ consolation evades him, more so with strangers, so he stays quiet until he finds something fill it with. ] Even cities with high-crime statistics have dry spells. [ but if they're comparing this to someone's work instead, all artists get a creative block. ...only that's more disturbing than he wants to consider. he chooses not to mention the influx that happens when one breaks through that slow period. ] And if not, there are parts of town where you can almost ignore it. How large is the ship?

[ohhdeer]

Enormous, if what I've heard is true. [ a twitch of a smile. ] I was mostly joking about my heart, though. It's really been no more troublesome than my life's been lately. Waking up there is unpleasant, though, I'm sorry to say.

[heterophobe]

[ his face becomes the equivalent of what he would look like if someone told him BOOBS ARE HAPPENING and he blinks several times before he can shake the grimace entirely. ] I'd spend every waking moment walking around the ship in the buff, before I chose to wear something so hideous. I haven't let anyone pick my outfits for me in years, I'm not about to lose my exquisite fashion sense now.

Any other advice?

[heterophobe]

Then relocating to the classier sections on board shouldn't be a problem. [ he smiles, sort of, but it's too tight and not exactly friendly. f for effort. ]

And why's that? [ he barely wakes up some mornings, heavy with the drag of drugs and alcohol. lucky him, he honestly has no idea what he's getting into for day-to-day life. ]

[became]

[ neal's is more like 'hey neal, their art collection is disorganized and disjointed' because he's a boob fan, but still: he knows those feels, man. ] If anyone touches my suits, murder would have to be at least one of the options on the table.

[ smoothing a hand comfortingly down his lapel, he won't let anybody hurt you baby. ;; you are his one true space love, suit. ] If the 'angel of the Lord'-- [ audible airquotes. ] asks you if you know Latin, I'd go with 'no'.

[ohhdeer]

I woke up with a tube down my throat in some kind of tank. I think that everyone does.

[heterophobe]

Personally, I'd aim for dismemberment. It's a slower, more immensely satisfying death. [ you know what? you grow up this bitter, see where it gets you.

annnnd his eyes follow that hand, giving the suit jacket an appraising eye. really. witness his magnificent behavior. ] Just what space needed, more lunatics. Should I be worried about sacrificial rituals from heretics now?

[heterophobe]

Every time or just the once?

[ohhdeer]

Oh! No, just the once, thankfully. At least, it hasn't happened again to me, yet, anyway.

[became]

Well, it is a Devore. [ some light maiming might be acceptable, should a single thread be snagged. it's a classic devore okay, that shit doesn't grow on trees.

...okay one more smoothing gesture then, because neal is pathologically attention seeking. ] Nah, demonic possession was last month.

[ not a joke isn't space fun, kids. ]

[heterophobe]

[ now you are being cruised, sir. enjoy it while it lasts. he doesn't generally share the role of being the center of attention. ] You have to respect the classics.

Oh, joyous day. It gives me the tingles, just trying to work out what's in store for this one.

[heterophobe]

Yet. [ he repeats, narrowing his eyes. that's sounds suspiciously like anticipation. ] Forget I asked. Somehow, I find it hard to imagine life will ever be remotely like it is back home.

[captainastro]

Oh come on, Brian. You've got to admit it's a little funny.