because the app's nearly finished. B)

[heterophobe]

Would you get the fuck over that 'launch lesbians into space' line? I said it and even I don't find it all that humorous, not when you're reversing it.

No, I don't think it's ironic. I think it's pathetic and so are you, for enjoying it.

What in the hell am I going to do in space? So help me, if you say make friends with psychopaths in spaaaaaaaaaace one more time today, I'm going to find a way to shove my foot so far up your ass that your teeth will fall out and you'll never want to talk again.

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[unparental]

You'll fit right in with the rest of lung cancer alley, then.

[ 8| ] I'm not... amazingly great, when it comes to selling things. I'm super at giving stuff away, though. [ she shrugs. ] I think once I get low on supplies, the cutthroat businesswoman thing might be less of a stretch.

...I should find a pencil skirt.

[ mad priorities. ]

[heterophobe]

I can sell anything. [ no exaggeration there. he's dead serious and the way he sobers up in demeanor attests to that. ] Advertising is my business. Putting a spin on shit you know you don't need and turning it into something you can't live without. [ and he clearly isn't modest at all. ] If you're serious about it, why wait? You can't satisfy your consumer base once you run out of product.

Maybe instead of pencil skirts, you should find something you actually want to peddle.

[unparental]

...Holy business major. Wow, you're good. [ not even sarcasm, that was some impressive spin there. ] Can I hire you to follow me around and tell me to be a better adult instead?

[heterophobe]

A personal consultant. [ he seems to go through the pros and cons in his head. ] I've done worse for myself. Tragically though, if you're looking to grow up, I'm not the go-to guy you're looking for.

[unparental]

In that case, I'd take a bad influence drinking buddy. [ she's flexible, okay. ]