About his first month on that island

[starkbastard]

Have you not been cruel enough, Lady Mun?

Not only you have sent me to a place where my vows mean little to a false Goddess, but you left me there to rot without none of my brothers and sisters. And still it was not enough for you, you had to scheme to have me take.....her as a wife.

[He shudders, can't really bring himself to say who, because really, it's been a nightmare and he doesn't want to think about it.  He's dishonoring his father's House enough as it is.]

I dare not think what this next month may let you plan for me.  But truly, what have I ever done to you so that you would hate me so?

Comments

[slayedaking]

[...]

Take who?

[starkbastard]

[OH HI SER TROLLJAIME, you're really the last person he wants to see right now. Jon cringes and can't even look at the Kingslayer]

No one important.

[This is where they're going to find who's running faster than the other, right?]

[slayedaking]

[YUP.]

Then it shouldn't be a problem to speak a name, should it?

[burnsobright]

You would do well to never speak of such again.

[starkbastard]

I have no intention of letting anyone know I have bedded the likes of you. And no threats of yours is at the root of that.

[burnsobright]

You should be so lucky, bastard.

[bruxisms]

Mundanes will do as they please, Lord Snow. The more you beg, the more it strengthens their resolve.

[ also sorry for you that you're stuck on that island. ]

[starkbastard]

[He knows that but still...]

It did not hurt to ask, Lord Stannis.

[You'd hate it as much as he does, and thank you.]

[bruxisms]

Ask, and next time, you may well find yourself with the Kingslayer. Perhaps you might try demanding.

[ not that it does much better, but all the same... ]

sdfhwehr if you aren't book caught up go ahead and ignore but--!!!

[spearwife]

A wife, Jon Snow?

[what is this even]

JADGHLFJGH I'm caught up with the books up to her at least AND EEEE YGRITTE!!! /grabby hands

[starkbastard]

[Oh Ygritte...now he feels even worse about the whole thing, guiltier than when he broke his vows with her because at least, she mattered to him]

It was not of my own choice! It is this place, this island that plays tricks on people. [He pauses] And I fell for it.

EXCELLENT YAAAAAAAY 8))))

[spearwife]

[there is a certain territorial urge that she cannot ignore, mingled with touches of hurt and jealousy and anger, but right now at least, his despair is just amusing. oh, jon snow.]

You are a fool, I'd be first t' agree. And what tricks were these, and how does an island come t' play a trick?

[hopsborders]

They've got a thing for forced marriages, these mundanes.

[starkbastard]

It would seem so, yes. Although, I am to understand that this is the first time she schemed such a thing.

[It doesn't make him hate her any less though.]

/bastard brofist

[hopsborders]

I hope there won't be a second or third or fourth time for you. Once is more than enough.

So. Who's the 'lucky' girl?

[robb]

You have broken your vow as well as act as whore to the Queen Regent?

[ JUDGEY ROBB I AM NOBLE FAICE ]

[starkbastard]

[The hell that his life have become...]

I thought I was married to her, Robb. Never would I have broken my oath, let alone take her to bed if I had all of my senses.

[Can you feel his resentment towards the whole thing?]

[beyondthewall]

[ meanwhile, mance is just going to laugh. he still likes you a bit, jon snow. ]

[starkbastard]

[Why his misery always entertaining for other people? He's just going to sit here, seething and waiting for Mance to catch his breath or something.]

[songsandstories]

My Lady Writer says she is happy to see you there. Though I fear for myself as I go to another place.

She has considered me there, but it is not right to talk of such things. [Not with Jon, even if she barely considered him a brother before. But then, what would Alayne care?]

[starkbastard]

Sansa...Anywhere else your Lady Writer sends you to will be better than this place, believe me. It is no place for a lady like you.

[The number of boys he'll have to punch for touching his sister would be too many after all.]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

You can't take a wife. [Not computing, Jon.]

[starkbastard]

[askdhlfjdfhgkfj Arya, not you too ;_; Don't compute, don't compute.]

I know that. It was all just an illusion. A dream if you will.

[....That's fairly close to the truth, right?]

What kind of a cruel Mun you are? Cersei??? XD XD XD

[venusling]

At least you are married to her.

...

I am a free whore now.

Well, it was too good to pass on it? XDD

[starkbastard]

I would rather have not been married to her at all.

No whores are free.