About his first month on that island

[starkbastard]

Have you not been cruel enough, Lady Mun?

Not only you have sent me to a place where my vows mean little to a false Goddess, but you left me there to rot without none of my brothers and sisters. And still it was not enough for you, you had to scheme to have me take.....her as a wife.

[He shudders, can't really bring himself to say who, because really, it's been a nightmare and he doesn't want to think about it.  He's dishonoring his father's House enough as it is.]

I dare not think what this next month may let you plan for me.  But truly, what have I ever done to you so that you would hate me so?

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/brofists back

[starkbastard]

As I hope.

[He shifts uncomfortably.]

The Queen Regent of Westeros.

[He's going to burn in the Seven Hells for that, no doubt.]

[hopsborders]

Who-? Oh. A queen. [He pinches his nose.] It'd be somewhat ironic if I were to say "you poor bastard", all things considered... [After all, he's a bastard who is married to a queen himself. Not that he knows anything about Jon- let alone Westeros.]

[starkbastard]

[His lips thin out in annoyance]

I do not see how ironic that would be.

[He's offended]

[hopsborders]

[Alistair blinks. He didn't say anything stupid already, did he?]

Right. [He's aware of how d_m works, with its crazy web of people from different "worlds" and what have you.] Well, I'm a bastard. A bastard who became a royal bastard [thank you, Warden] through marriage.

[starkbastard]

[He did, but it's okay, Ali. You're amusing his mun more than Jon himself.

Jon raises his eyebrow high on his forehead]

A royal bastard? You mean to say that you married into the crowned House? How is that even possible?