About his first month on that island

[starkbastard]

Have you not been cruel enough, Lady Mun?

Not only you have sent me to a place where my vows mean little to a false Goddess, but you left me there to rot without none of my brothers and sisters. And still it was not enough for you, you had to scheme to have me take.....her as a wife.

[He shudders, can't really bring himself to say who, because really, it's been a nightmare and he doesn't want to think about it.  He's dishonoring his father's House enough as it is.]

I dare not think what this next month may let you plan for me.  But truly, what have I ever done to you so that you would hate me so?

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[slayedaking]

[TWITCH there's only one woman Snow knew when he came to the island...]

Was she near your age, at least?

[starkbastard]

[Hey hey, with his kicked puppy facesocial skills, he's been able to meet people!

Jon shakes his head]

No, she wasn't. [He's got an inkling that if he says more, Jaime will know.]

[slayedaking]

[Fuck it there's a reason he doesn't play these games.]

Was it the queen?

[starkbastard]

[....and the trap closes on him]

Why would it matter to you if it was?

[Okay, it would matter to Jon if Jaime ever bedded one of his sisters, but that's not the point here.]

[slayedaking]

[He's not that dumb. EYEBROWS.]

If I wedded Sansa Stark for a week, would it matter to you?

[starkbastard]

[FUU stop making sense, Lannister.]

....It would matter to me.

[What is he suppose to say? That he's sorry? Oh, he is, but Cersei certainly wasn't his own choice.]

[slayedaking]

So I'll ask again. Was it the queen?

[starkbastard]

It was she, yes.

[....starting to run in three....two....]

[slayedaking]

[AND OUT COMES THE SWORD]

[starkbastard]

[Not again... Jon takes out his own sword]

It was not my choice!

[slayedaking]

[DON'T CARE NOW TRYING TO KILL YOU]

[starkbastard]

[OH COME ON! Have some pity Jaime!

still gonna run away even though there's no honor in that]

[slayedaking]

[CHASING AND WAVING A SWORD] I promise a quick death if you stop running!

[starkbastard]

[KEEPS ON RUNNING. HE LIKES HIS MANHOOD WHERE IT IS and so did your sister]

I would rather it be no death at all!

[Ghost, where the hell are you when Jon needs you!]

[slayedaking]

[How bout this if you stop running, he'll wait until you're dead to cut it off. RUNNING HARD how long are your legs Jon, because Jaime is 6'2~]

[starkbastard]

[No thank you. And Jon is a mere 5'10'', but half of Jaime's age, so what he can't make in height, he makes it in stamina. Or something. Still not going to stop running.]

[slayedaking]

[You think the greatest knight in the realm doesn't have stamina? Just be grateful he doesn't have the gun River Song gave him today 8)]

[starkbastard]

[You're just a Kingslayer, Jaime, not the greatest knight of the Seven Kingdoms ego trip much?. And no guns! That's cheating!]

[slayedaking]

[WELL HE'S THE DEADLIEST think of a fight he's lost, I dare you.]

[starkbastard]

[IN THAT TOURNAMENT, where Ser Loras I think? beat you and where your brother won the dagger from Littlefinger]