About his first month on that island

[starkbastard]

Have you not been cruel enough, Lady Mun?

Not only you have sent me to a place where my vows mean little to a false Goddess, but you left me there to rot without none of my brothers and sisters. And still it was not enough for you, you had to scheme to have me take.....her as a wife.

[He shudders, can't really bring himself to say who, because really, it's been a nightmare and he doesn't want to think about it.  He's dishonoring his father's House enough as it is.]

I dare not think what this next month may let you plan for me.  But truly, what have I ever done to you so that you would hate me so?

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[slayedaking]

[...]

Take who?

[starkbastard]

[OH HI SER TROLLJAIME, you're really the last person he wants to see right now. Jon cringes and can't even look at the Kingslayer]

No one important.

[This is where they're going to find who's running faster than the other, right?]

[slayedaking]

[YUP.]

Then it shouldn't be a problem to speak a name, should it?

[starkbastard]

[CRAP.]

Why does it matter to you so? Is it not entertaining enough for you to know that I was cursed to think I was...bond in marriage this last week?

[slayedaking]

Can I not show sympathy, for one of the two men from my world who experienced the curse? [THIS IS A TRAP.]

[starkbastard]

[THAT'S JUST MEAN JAIME, YOU KNOW HE'S NAIVE ENOUGH TO FALL FOR THAT

Jon pauses, not entirely sure he should even trust Jaime's words.]

Lord Tyrion was affected too?

[Okay, he's stalling.]

[slayedaking]

He was. He didn't take it well.

[It's like watching a bear -- or wolf -- approach the trap. Little closer...little closer...]

[burnsobright]

You would do well to never speak of such again.

[starkbastard]

[He still looks at Jaime with a wary look, but it's slowly fading. He's a pup still, but he's not that trusting of the lion]

I would not blame him for that. Few seemed to have take it well.

[slayedaking]

[Jaime's getting annoyed JUST TELL HIM IF YOU FUCKED HIS SISTER but he manages to look outwardly calm.]

Indeed. I'm glad I dodged it.

[starkbastard]

I have no intention of letting anyone know I have bedded the likes of you. And no threats of yours is at the root of that.

[starkbastard]

[He did, multiple times too! He's naive, not stupid]

Did he knew his 'wife'?

[slayedaking]

Did you know yours?

[bruxisms]

Mundanes will do as they please, Lord Snow. The more you beg, the more it strengthens their resolve.

[ also sorry for you that you're stuck on that island. ]

[starkbastard]

I did.

[One step closer to the trap...]

[slayedaking]

[TWITCH there's only one woman Snow knew when he came to the island...]

Was she near your age, at least?

[starkbastard]

[He knows that but still...]

It did not hurt to ask, Lord Stannis.

[You'd hate it as much as he does, and thank you.]

[starkbastard]

[Hey hey, with his kicked puppy facesocial skills, he's been able to meet people!

Jon shakes his head]

No, she wasn't. [He's got an inkling that if he says more, Jaime will know.]

sdfhwehr if you aren't book caught up go ahead and ignore but--!!!

[spearwife]

A wife, Jon Snow?

[what is this even]

[slayedaking]

[Fuck it there's a reason he doesn't play these games.]

Was it the queen?

JADGHLFJGH I'm caught up with the books up to her at least AND EEEE YGRITTE!!! /grabby hands

[starkbastard]

[Oh Ygritte...now he feels even worse about the whole thing, guiltier than when he broke his vows with her because at least, she mattered to him]

It was not of my own choice! It is this place, this island that plays tricks on people. [He pauses] And I fell for it.

[starkbastard]

[....and the trap closes on him]

Why would it matter to you if it was?

[Okay, it would matter to Jon if Jaime ever bedded one of his sisters, but that's not the point here.]

[slayedaking]

[He's not that dumb. EYEBROWS.]

If I wedded Sansa Stark for a week, would it matter to you?

[starkbastard]

[FUU stop making sense, Lannister.]

....It would matter to me.

[What is he suppose to say? That he's sorry? Oh, he is, but Cersei certainly wasn't his own choice.]

[slayedaking]

So I'll ask again. Was it the queen?