Canon is Sports Night.

[flirtyengineer]

The Rams being blown out by Arizona makes you think of me. My ex-hometown football team being humiliated on national television makes you think that bringing me back out is a good idea. I guess I should be happy but really I'm kind of mortified. Like anyone else is going to want to talk about the disastrous state of the team with me anyway.

If it makes you happy I'll vent for a little bit but don't be surprised if this doesn't mean anything. There are reasons I got mothballed you know. Very good-looking and valid reasons.

(no subject)

[thevictoriandetective]

( Spoilers for Sherlock Season 4 )

apparently 2016 was the year of the monkey.

[trouser_chimp]

I'M SO SORRYYYY!

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT MY YEAR WOULD BRING NOTHING BUT PAIN AND MISFORTUNE!

Here I was, living with intolerable ignorance, oblivious that any year associated with me would bring grief and confusion. I should have worked hard to ensure my year would be filled with any kind of joy, but instead, my empty head never realized the weight of my actions and lack thereof. In the decades to come, my presence will mark that year as the worst of the 2010s... perhaps the worst the world has ever seen!

I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE WHO SUFFERED IN 2016! I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE WHO WILL SUFFER IN 2028! I APOLOGIZE TO YOU, WILL APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRLLLLLD!

There's still room on this stolen shuttle of a bandwagon, right?

[lookpasttheuniform]

Why me?

You already have the droid and the mystic, why not bother one of the others, why does it have to be me?

voice testing this refined gentleman

[reserved_cook]

Why, yes, I will be doing all of the cooking and driving. Is that not what you expected of me? I'm the better person to be in charge of such matters.

[He doesn't want Prompto crashing the car or anyone else giving them food poisoning whilst camping. Yep.]