Jun. 15th, 2016

protectives: (♘ shly.)
[personal profile] protectives
You know, you could have asked me first.
luckbe_alady: (concerned | unsure | marinette)
[personal profile] luckbe_alady
Is this what you're supposed to do? Well, I guess if its what you do then you have to do it. 

It's just kind of weird to talk to myself .[nervous laugh]


...Please stop trying to make puns, and that traffic light joke is cute and everything, but its not that funny... You won't make me tell the hair joke, will you? [sigh]

Okaaay... Uhh [deep breath and clears throat]

A priest and a hitch hiker are going for a ride and on the way - They - hit a har?. This joke isn't funny... Okay, I'll keep going. They pull over to check on the hare, which is hurt but not dead - this isn't getting better. [annoyed sigh now] Okay. I'll stop. But I don't really like this joke. 

Okay! [says this very quickly] So they pull over to check on the hare, and the hare is just really, really, hurt and so the hitch hiker says he'll take care of it, but the Priest says no. Priest goes to the car and takes out a clear bottle of something then pours it all over the hare, who jumps up waves at the two then hops away. Hops, then waves, hops then waves -[she's mimicking this movement. Hopping and waving like a hare] and keeps doing this until its out of sight. 

The hitch hiker looks at the Priest and says something like "You changed me. I now believe - blah, blah, blah - what was in that bottle? Was it holy water?"
The priest shakes his head and says, "No, my son. Its hair restorer with permanent wave."

[she stops and blinks, then gives a soft laugh] Oh, hey! I get it! Okay that ones bad, but kind of - cute, too. 
 


liongoddess: (Default)
[personal profile] liongoddess
Well, well. I can't say I'm terribly surprised. I must thank you for your loyalty to Arus over the years, Mun.

Though...I can't just go along without mentioning--your, erm, 'creative' designs for myself and the Paladins are premature at best. [And frankly troubling at worst. Let a girl breathe, for crying out loud!]

I know you've gone quite a while without going in this deep, but in all seriousness, leave the 'ships' to those who can pilot, won't you?
shelbycobra: (Default)
[personal profile] shelbycobra
Sorry about you losing your job. If there's anyone who knows how much that sucks, it's me. And I won't give you that bullshit about it going to be okay because the truth is, you never know.

But I'll share one piece of advice. Don't bail on everyone and flee to the other side of the country. That only worked out for me because of Tobey. You try shit like that, you're going to be in even more trouble. Stand your ground and hopefully you'll land somewhere else.

And it's perfectly okay to take tonight and cry.
sleeplesseyes: (serious)
[personal profile] sleeplesseyes
After all this time, you're pulling me out again? What a joke. 'Cool username' doesn't really cut it if you haven't got any actual interest in playing me, y'know.

You're not gonna find anybody else from Section Nine-- other 'muses', or whatever you're calling them. And even if you do, they'd all be simulacra of their original selves, just like I am. So what would be the point of interacting with them, anyway?

Give up and spend your time on somebody else.