![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Why are humans so ugly?
How come they're not pretty and shiny like me? Yah... I know I'm blessed but they look like they belong in a zoo. Do they dress in the dark for fun? I'm never going to find luv at this rate. [ Have an angry hands-on-hips pose. ]
I'm not going to kiss any of 'em, honey. It's obvious I have to give all of them a make-over.
How come they're not pretty and shiny like me? Yah... I know I'm blessed but they look like they belong in a zoo. Do they dress in the dark for fun? I'm never going to find luv at this rate. [ Have an angry hands-on-hips pose. ]
I'm not going to kiss any of 'em, honey. It's obvious I have to give all of them a make-over.