sunflash wants to help the human race/find a man

[sunflash]

Why are humans so ugly?

How come they're not pretty and shiny like me? Yah... I know I'm blessed but they look like they belong in a zoo. Do they dress in the dark for fun? I'm never going to find luv at this rate. [ Have an angry hands-on-hips pose. ]

I'm not going to kiss any of 'em, honey. It's obvious I have to give all of them a make-over.

Comments

[bestillmybeatingsoul]

I-I think... I think that's a really r-rude thing to say....

Y-you should think... before you talk, a little more.

[sunflash]

Yah, well, maybe you'll grow out of it... there's still hope for you, baby! [ See, he's being nice to the very small human. ]

Think? [ Sunflash is being introduced to a foreign concept here, Frisk. Look at him. ]

[bestillmybeatingsoul]

[Nice? That sounds like an insult. "You're not good enough as you are right now" after all! Meaniepants.]

Yes, think. With the gray matter in your skull.

Thinking, as in considering one's actions and one's intended, and possible resulting, consequences before taking action.

[Kiddo deadpan stare.]

[ropeburns]

... What are you?

[sunflash]

What are you? I'm a space unicorn from the futchaaah!

[ He's going to do a little kick to get rid of the negative energy. ]