On player's desperation for a Wendy (spoilers for Weirdmageddon I probably in comments)

[krmvgivv]

Okay, when I think you're getting a little obsessed with this Wendy thing, you really should probably take a step back.

I mean, yeah, she's the coolest person ever. I'm not denying that. And sure, I'd love to hang out with her. Almost enough to make me forget that you love terrible things and nothing good ever comes from any plans you make ever. Need I bring up the zombie incident?

Just... leave Wendy out of this. We've all been through enough.

And that doesn't mean you should start looking around for my other friends! Can't I just go for sort of a cool loner vibe? I can work that, right?

(no subject)

[metalicforce]

Hey NaNoWriMo is just around the corner! Which would also mark my one year anniversary here. Aren't you excited?

Canon is Need For Speed. She's feeling abused.

[shelbycobra]

Why is it that every time you want to do something "serious" it involves hurting me?

I had churros! And cuteness. And getting to drive my Cobra. And I'd like to think there's at least two people that will be upset that you had me smacked in the face again.

...I should have you arrested for assault. I know a guy who can do that. You know I do, you introduced me to him.

Pulled me back out of the gutters, huh?

[bloodredridinghood]

Okay then, so...let's go a-hunting!

hey shep wanna join a peaceful jamjar game--

[squadgoals]

[she reaches over and turns up the music volume until the WUBWUBWUBS are shaking your skull.]

--Sorry, can't hear anything you're saying, this loud dance beat is too sick and these ship models aren't gonna assemble themselves!

voice testing, x-posted

[wayfar]

But that doesn't even work. Wayfarer. The er is important, didn't you pay attention to Goblet of Fire? Otherwise it just sounds like I'm from way far away--

[The Doctor practically swallows his words.]

Right, I suppose that'll do. But don't get too cocky, I don't like it. You come up with one little pun that works if you tilt your head and squint, you think you can pull off anything.

So! [He clasps his hands together.] Off you trot, you know what I like. People, friends, acquaintances. Got loads of them to choose from. Not that anybody wants to see an old man anymore--maybe just Clara, then. Or River, she'll probably turn up again. Or Missy in a pinch, if you can't find anybody else.

on the creative director confirming you're gonna learn Joe's fate in Mafia III

[thingcalledjoe]

Sounds like the big fuckin' mystery's gonna resolve itself soon. Some real Scooby Doo shit.

Can't say I wanna know at this point. 'Course I wanna think I beat their asses in and got the fuck out. But limbo's gettin' kinda comfortable now, y'know?

'Least you finally dusted the fuckin' cobwebs off my ass, sweetheart. Jesus christ.

and then hell broke loose -- probably spoilers in comments

[windshields]

Heya, sweetie. Giving Zaveid here a try now that you understand things? A damn shame we're probably not going to do anything, but who am I to refuse a lady who clearly has her thoughts on me.

[Oh dear god....]

If you're itching to give me a go, why not go for it? But, I guess I understand your time constraints and all. [Well, maybe if time all--]

Then I could totally meet all the babes all over this place!

[AND WE'RE DONE!]

More Undertale (just what everyone wanted)

[save_theworld]

⚹You feel like you're going to have an awkward time.

Voice Test

[herstarlight]

This was inevitable. You knew the day would come when you gave me an...outlet, as you call it. Now you have a decision to make: will you play nice and send me back to Mirkwood or keep me prisoner and force me into uncomfortable situations?

(We know which one sounds more entertaining.)

So be it. Let it not be said that I did not warn you.

Canon is The Player.

[inthehouse]

Now you should understand why I hate holidays. And please stop telling me I have an 'attachment' to Alex. I simply have a vested interest in his survival, and I wasn't going to see him killed by a reject from a Swedish death metal band.