hey shep wanna join a peaceful jamjar game--

[squadgoals]

[she reaches over and turns up the music volume until the WUBWUBWUBS are shaking your skull.]

--Sorry, can't hear anything you're saying, this loud dance beat is too sick and these ship models aren't gonna assemble themselves!

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[n7shepard_spectre]

You haven't gotten those things finished yet?

And did you remember to feed the fish, or you get the VI to take care of that for you?

[squadgoals]

[>:V]

[Thumbs over her shoulder at the tank]

[it is full]

[of dead fish.]

Something came up.

[DON'T JUDGE ME, ME]

[n7shepard_spectre]

[Shakes head slightly.]

Yeah, there are bigger things to worry about than fish, I suppose.

[squadgoals]

Bigger fish to fry, at least.

[The corners of her mouth are fighting back a smile at her own dumb joke]

[Shep u are on fire today]

I'll see about the VI, but... I don't know. Just seems a little like giving up. I mean, if I can't keep a tank full of fish alive... [she trails off, and gestures moodily at a pile of war reports and documents on the table.]

[beat]

Did you buy it? Any good? [Maybe that me isn't as stubborn as this me???]

[n7shepard_spectre]

[Facepalm. Come on, Shep. I at least had the decency not to say that.]

Keeps them alive at least, while I keep saving the galaxy.

[Since Traynor has no qualms about sharing the shower, but doesn't want to feed the fish, better than anything. Who has time to tend fish while shower er, keeping peace delegates from killing each other?]

[squadgoals]

[She considers the fish tank, and taps her lips thoughtfully]

What if the Geth made little synthetic fish? Just imagine- a bright new era of guiltless aquariums, and whole new kind of aquatic synthetic overlords. Now in miniature!

Kidding. I'll have a look next time we dock at the Citadel. I don't want anyone else on my case about executing marine life.

[n7shepard_spectre]

[Synthetic fish, when there are synthetic 'squids' nearly 2 kilometers long destroying the galaxy? Yeah, not the best idea.]

Yeah, getting new fish and a VI to feed them would be best.

[Oh, who are we kidding she (we?) will likely wind up getting drunk and waking up next to a smirking Aria, with no idea what really happened there.]