and then hell broke loose -- probably spoilers in comments

[windshields]

Heya, sweetie. Giving Zaveid here a try now that you understand things? A damn shame we're probably not going to do anything, but who am I to refuse a lady who clearly has her thoughts on me.

[Oh dear god....]

If you're itching to give me a go, why not go for it? But, I guess I understand your time constraints and all. [Well, maybe if time all--]

Then I could totally meet all the babes all over this place!

[AND WE'RE DONE!]

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[breakingthrough]

You're not wasting any time are you?

[She expected as much from him.]

Well that works fine for me. Be sure to send a postcard.

[Shoving him off on others may seem a little cruel, but she doesn't look too broken up about it.]

[windshields]

Ouch, Edna, you never pull those punches.

[His reaction is the usual, playing along, playing like he's hurt. Almost like it's some sort of charade he's going on as per usual.]

And how's our adorable earth seraph doing?

[And he bounced back.]

[paper_dragon]

...Babes?

[Oh, all the cute humans and their slang. At least, Lilith's pretty sure it's slang? (Also after youtubing him a bit, she sure does like the cut of his jib.)]

[windshields]

[Hello, cutie. He's actually used to such slang driving people away and him acting all melodramatic about it.

But he's not going to complain.]

Yeah, babes. Got an example right in front of me.

[Friends, enemies, strangers, he hits on them all.]

[paper_dragon]

[Lilith is a little odd in her own right, so weird attracts weird, probably.]

Aha? I thought it was slang, not you meaning a newborn human or a baby pig.

[Smiling jovially, she adjusts how her red dress sits on her shoulders.]

Does that mean you think you could handle my company? Hm~?

[Hopefully he doesn't learn the hard way that she's not all that she seems.]

[windshields]

I should be asking you the same question.

[Oh man, it's so rare to have someone reciprocate. It's actually throwing him off a little bit. However, she's cute. She seems so pure in regard to her thoughts on 'human slang' yet her nature towards him seems otherwise.

Zaveid likeys.]

You got a name, honey?

[paper_dragon]

[And for the most part, she's entirely unaware that she's throwing him off, because he's not throwing her off at all.]

I am called Lilith. I am told that it has some mythological origin, and means "of the night". Supposedly. I haven't read up on it yet to verify.

What's your name?

[However, the liking is mutual. Completely.]

[windshields]

The name's Zaveid.

[Since his 'charming' personality is being so well received, he decides to keep it up.]

It's nice to meet you, Lilith. I can only imagine what kind of things you must do 'of the night'.

[Going 1000% the sexual route because he can.]

[paper_dragon]

...Huh? My night vision isn't very good, so I tend to sleep early...?

Or are you asking something else?

[It's not that she's ignorant to sex - he just phrased himself in a way that she just doesn't (yet) understand. Despite lack of icons showing so, her brows knit in confusion.]

[windshields]

[Oh no, this is too precious. He actually decides to no longer press this further because it's actually no fun to have to explain to someone what things mean...]

I'm asking ya whatever you think I'm asking. Let's leave it at that.

[paper_dragon]

Ruuude! Just because I don't get what you mean doesn't mean you should give up so easily!

[But she doesn't sound all that angry, even though she's pouting at him. Lightly tapping her (bare) foot, she tries to think on his words, instead.

["Of the night" huh... stuff to be done at night.... Eating, drinking, sleeping...

[Wait...

[Lightbulb goes off! Her cheeks turn vaguely pink as she considers the possibility.]

...Did what you ask of me... involve "tapping that"? As in...

[A little shy, she walks closer to him, and... little-swat! Right there on his butt.]

...that~?

[windshields]

[That's enough to get a reaction out of him as he jumps forward just slightly. He's used to an umbrella digging into his side or a remark in regard to how crude he is. Rarely, will he get an innocent reciprocation. But he can't say he expected what he just got from a lady he just met.]

Woah now, didn't think things would be escalating that fast.

[He doesn't seem very upset by this though and instead amused.]

[paper_dragon]

Hm~? But you don't seem to mind.

[Seeing as it appears to be a positive response, she sidles in close again and draws her fingertips feather-lightly against his side.]

But it makes me wonder again, if you can handle my... fire.

[A little in-joke. Hopefully he won't run away screaming whenever he finds out what it means.]

But they don't have to escalate faster than you want, and you can bet your butt I won't let you escalate faster than I want.

[Free affection is something that she subscribes to.]