sausagencheeseAhum, dunka neeber magicka Internet frum! Ahum der vall soivel.... Kanne nict der krast.
[Translation: Why am I on the Internet? Is this a spell? Wait what's with this wall?]
[After which he starts to bonk on a brick wall that had sign proudly stating "Wall number four" with his staff.]
Ich bonka der magicka frum.
[Clearly this is a magical thing from the other side of this computer screen.]
[Whatever the case maybe, Red here is eager to see what is on the other side, and what was making those clacking noises. So without further ado, he summons a giant, flaming rock and launches it towards the wall; shattering it in the process and causing the person on the other side to burst into an explosion of fire.]
Neeber frum!
[Oh hey, what's that doing there?]
Ahum, fert wall kaput. Derka Mun.
[Though he had just apologized for breaking the fourth wall and subsequently setting his mun on fire, the wizard still takes it upon himself to pull a sausage out of nowhere and proceeds to use his mundane's burning corpse to roast it.
Do you dare approach?]