...Seriously?

[quicktoflame]

It's been, what, two years? And you just think you can walk in and pick me up again like it was yesterday.

You've got some attitude to you, I'll give you that.

What are you actually trying to do here? Give yourself some inspiration for writing, or just killing time? Don't know if I appreciate being fodder for either, but I think a straight answer would be better than you trying to kid yourself. And wanting to make an account for an older me? Dude, I dont even know what I want to do next week, let alone what I'd be

Seriously. You even thinking about this?

And you just re-watched the movie. You know I don't do people. Stop trying to change that.

recent/planned events in bigapplesauce and player insecurities

[lottawork]

If you honestly think your reservations about not 'capturing' my voice and or mental state correctly have some merit, then I'd advise you to pay attention to them. I know what you're doing, and I can't say I approve. I have no interest in knowing what a 'woobie' is or why you believe I am some sort of contender for that title of dubious worth.

[It's 'woobie' as in 'jerkass'. Don't flatter yourself, Rush.]

Do you think, perhaps, I have undergone enough in recent history? No? Then it's possible you should reevaluate your personal objectives and determine whether these could potentially be linked to your sudden outbreak of absurd, unwarranted insecurities?

Though I would, if possible, avoid being quite so concerned over the amount of profanity. Medium restrictions may have interfered with my history in the past, but you have more relative freedom here. And I am, after all, from fuckin' Glasgow.

on game searching

[carptricks]

HEY!

[dramatic point!1]

Don't think I don't see you agonizing over finding a new game for me over there! D'you know what happened the last ten million times I let you pick out a game without any of my input? [scowls] Of course you do! You were behind your computer screen, sitting in your stupid cozy recliner, laughing like a madwoman while I did all of the heavy lifting. Well, not anymore!

[a flick of his wrist and as mall puff of pink smoke, and he pulls a rolled up piece of paper straight out of thin air. another flick and the sheet unravels, the ends of it trailing against the ground at his feet]

[yeah. YEAH.]

I've got a list of mandatory requirements this new game of yours has to meet in order to be eligible for application. You ready? [he clears his throat with a cough, and begins to read]

One: no amnesia.

Two: seriously, no amnesia

Three: I'm not kidding about this amnesia thing, don't give me amnesia again.

Four: no murder

Five: I'm not kidding about the no murder clause either

Six: a new username that does not contain a pun involving the freaky, scaly devils of the sea. What the heck is even wrong with your dumb brain for you to come up with something like this, geez!

[he glances up from his list, both eyebrows raised]

Seems pretty reasonable to me, huh? It's only a small sample of the requirements I've got, but--







-- HEY! What d'you mean you could just app an entirely new character instead?!

On Fandom...

[firstclasssoldier]

I was better off not knowing. [The horror, the horror...] Boredom is truly a dangerous thing.

[And then it hits him.]

Has Aerith seen this?! Or...Cloud? [He needs to sit down. A lot.]

Canon is The Good Wife. Spoilers possible in comments.

[expartner]

Why does everyone around me have to be so strange? I hope you're not planning on playing me like I'm in the middle of some twisted legal soap opera with a...potential murderer and an aging homophobe.

I need a shower. And Harvey.

She's so excited.

[auntcass]

My nephews are here? BOTH of them?

I'M SO HAPPY! I LOVE MY MUN!

Returning from a prolonged hiatus.

[beautyindeath]

Oh~ Back from the dead? And here I was beginning to worry that I would get rather bored with you~

I wonder just where it is you'll have me go. After all it has been quite sometime since I've paid a visit to the young earl, and I would like to recollect my treasure from him eventually. Though having someplace to continue to refine and work on my masterpiece would be welcomed certainly.

So what shall it be~

voice testing, canon is whiplash

[notmytempo]

You said you were looking for players. So why did you stop playing?