contocricketDear Miss Mundane,
I'd like to say that I appreciate your interest in me and how much you apparently want me to play a major part in upcoming events. There's no way to really be sure, however, if I will or not. Sorry. I know you think that there's some sort of potential story arc even independent of Pongo's, but you shouldn't get your hopes too high and be content with whatever happens.
However, I don't feel comfortable with the username you picked. The second part I like, but the first references a part of my life I don't like thinking about any more than I have to. Given that the only way to change it is to pay for it, I know I'll have to get used to it since I don't want you to spend the money you could use for more important things.
Sincerely yours,
Dr. Archie Hopper