theladydetectiveSo there it is then, like so many others you seek me out in the thin wee hours of the morning because you're restless.
My dear it is flattering, but I must tell you my interests are not held by the fairer sex. I'm sure if they were I would be thrilled at such a prospect given your passions are nearly the depth of my own.
Alas I shall have to suffice myself with simple friendship, perhaps a drink and some chess then? I promise not to cheat.
Well, probably.