BUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR FOR GORILLAZ PHASE FOUR

[bass_shagging]

As if any place is really equipped t' handle me, but I do appreciate all the effort yer puttin' into this, love.

Just make sure there's plenty of rrrrrum t' go around wherever it is I end up.

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[udonknowme]

And a place to play music!

We cannot be a world-famous band without a place to perform!

[bass_shagging]

Now, now, love. The whole point of being world-famous is that y' never have to work again! Do all o' the hard work in the beginning and then you can just coast the rest of yer life! Nice an' easy.

[udonknowme]

But if we are in a new place then how would anyone know about our band? We would be starting all over again.

[bass_shagging]

[NOODLE LOGIC. She was starting to get smart. Too smart. Better fix that.]

Eeeeeeh, good point, I 'spose. Guess I could always make another deal with ol' Beelzebub, eh?

[udonknowme]

[Babby's growin' up, trashdad. Best catch up.]

Or we could blow them all away with how amazing our music is! [Arms up and out as she said the last part, rocking back slightly with the enthusiasm of the gesture.]

[bass_shagging]

[But Nooooodle, that takes so much effffort. Gotta track down Dullard at the very least and finding Tubs wouldn't necessarily hurt their chances. But...]

Well, can't say no when yer that revved up and rarin' t' go, right, Muppet? Just keep givin' it yer best.

[udonknowme]

[She gives an exaggerated salute with a beaming smile, looking more than pleased at her victory.]

I will give it my all!

[bass_shagging]

[A semi-affectionate (as much as Murdoc is capable of, which isn't much) pat to the head. There you go, tiny girl, go rock the world like the axe princess you are. Time to put Gorillaz on the map IN OTHER PLANES OF REALITY.]

[udonknowme]

We will be the very first interdimensionally famous band! That is even bigger than being world famous!

[Yes see she's awesome and will continue to be hella rockin'. And adorable because it gets her all the advantages.]

[shinebrightlikeadiamond]

ITS THAT GUY FROM TEH TUMBLR

[bass_shagging]

And here I thought I'd gotten the last of the peyote out of my system...

[shinebrightlikeadiamond]

the office of the president says that winners dont do drugs

are you calling the office of the president a big fat phony liar or are you a loser!!

[bass_shagging]

Look here, uuuh, metal horse thing. I'm just going to close my eyes and wait for this PCP nightmare to end. When I wake up, I'll expect all of this t' be gone.

[shinebrightlikeadiamond]

UM TRIGGER WARNING: REALTALK BUT I AM A GIRAFFE

and not just any giraffe




an awesome giraffe
also fyi ur tongue is long + gross

[missing1ship]

Don't bother, live free forever and stay homeless.

Great less deal of unnecessary dramatics, death, stomping on by great giant metal men, famine, disease, being punched in the face by men dressed like bats and buggery.

[bass_shagging]

[considering.]

Dressed like bats and buggery or dressed like bats and also there was some general buggery to be had?

Just want th' clarification before I sign another contract, mate.

[missing1ship]

I didn't stick around to ask about his personal life, mate. He introduced himself as a champion of justice and I showed myself the door.

But a man that wears pants that tight probably knows a great deal about buggery.

[bass_shagging]

[oh no, you have him cackling, Jack. this could be the start of a semi-acceptable friendship.] Can't argue with that one!

[And not at all ashamed to say he has experience with both of those. But really, that's to be expected for a man of his elite rockstar fame, right?]

[missing1ship]

[Jack is the most charming man ever true story best friend]

Aye, and apparently there's a league of these tight pants wearing gentlemen just idling about in various places. No consideration for the rest of us normal citizens, just wandering about with pants lodged in their nethers punching innocent pirates in the face.

Terrible, a plague, lad.

Someone should go do something about it before it gets out of control.

[spaceroach]

[Congratulations, you're not the only person who thinks they're tripping out tonight.]

...




What kind of horrible skin eating disease do you have?

[bass_shagging]

[Look whose talking, bug eyes. when will this drug-induced nightmare END]

Bugger off, bug. I'm perfectly healthy. [...] Well, I am now, ever since nickin' all of Tuss' healthy organs...

[spaceroach]

You're LYING! No human looks like that!

whoa it's been forever so pardon me

[tusspot]

[ . . . ]

You goin' on a trip, Muds?

[ because that is so obviously what this post means??? duhhhh ]

HELLO HELLO

[bass_shagging]

[Monotone to the extreme.] Yes, Face-Ache. To get far away from you.

GOOD TO SEE MORE GORILLAZ OUT THERE

[tusspot]

[ straight through the heart, bro. ]

As if I wanted to go on any trip with ya! M'fine right where I am, thanks.

[ it's not being held hostage by a whale and a crazy bassist anymore and that's good enough for him, okay. ]

WE ARE A SMALL CROWD, we must band together

[bass_shagging]

[A snort]

Oh! Did I hit a sore spot, Tuss? Hurt your feelin's? Should I apologize for all o' that fussy whale business?

it's true. uniting under one obscure terrible, terrible canon.

[tusspot]

[ just some sputtering here. look he's getting all screechy already. ]

Ye locked me in a basement and paid a whale t' terrify the piss out-a me 'cause you're a fookin' lunatic. I'm a bit pissed, yeah.

[ I MEAN COME ON, THAT'S NOT A SANE THING TO DO. on the list of many, many not sane things murdoc has done to 2d. ]

[bass_shagging]

[SMACK.]

That's yer soddin' apology, ya divvy. Want another?

[tusspot]

[ things he should have expected: this ]

. . . No. You should definitely jus' enjoy your trip instead.

[ and not bring him aloooooong ]

JUST BUTTING ON IN HERE

[udonknowme]

We can go on a trip together! Band Field Trip!

[Just try and dash that idea, double-dog dare you to be that asshole 2D]

ADULTS ARE TALKING go play with this lighter

[bass_shagging]

Band Field Trip, you say?

[Giving Murdoc TOO MANY IDEAS.]

GOSH DARNIT

[tusspot]

[ it is literally IMPOSSIBLE for 2d to be mean to noodle so..... yeah. ]

I guess that ain't such a bad idea, Noods.

[ please be somewhere without whales please be something without whales please be somewhere without whales ]

HEY I'MMA ADULT NO-OH LIGHTER GIMMIE

[udonknowme]

Gorillaz Interdimensional Reunion Tour!

[Hell yeah you can't be mean to her, she's too cute.

And besides Murdoc might punch him again or something.]


Spread our name on the wind and see our fame grow!

[bass_shagging]

First, we track down Hobbs. [oh, one second. thinking thinking...]

--Or at least convincing enough lookalike. Y'know, I think I still have that A.C.M.E. Clone-A-Kit sittin' 'round here somewhere....

[bass_shagging]

[God, 2D, it's like you just WANT him to bring you along. All of these nostalgic reminders of the lovely memories of their great fun on plastic beach and that hilarious bit with the whale. Really, top notch times, mate. Major fun. 10/10, would hit you with a car again.]

Good. But, now that you've reminded me of how utterly useless you are on yer own, I better cancel the trip and stick 'round t' make sure yer doin' yer part before our next album. Hate t' see you botch it up in my absence.

[tusspot]

[ said as if the hitting with a car thing doesn't happen at least once every other month. HE ONCE USED TO HAVE BLUE EYES. ]

I ain't gonna botch up t' album! When would I ever botch it?

[bass_shagging]

[Blue, black. When you're flying on peyote, who can even tell the difference?

Waving 2D's question away, because even he couldn't come up with a proper answer for it.] Nevermind that! We've work to do! Music to make! Tracks to lay down! Collabs to collaborate with.

Our grand revival!

[tusspot]

[ thanks, murdoc. you're a pal. ]

You sure anyone even still remembers us?

[bass_shagging]

[oh. oh.

If at all possible, Murdoc's normally twisted, permanently grumpy face appears to contort violently into an even deeper, darker scowl, red hot rage boiling just beneath the green, unkempt surface.

He has given everything to make this sodding band as great as they are today and nothing will ever take that away from him.

2D will be getting a particularly pointed jab to his scrawny chest with that gnarled finger.] Are you mental, Dullard? We're Gorillaz! The greatest band to ever hit the radio waves. The undisputed champions of the world. No one will ever forget us! No matter how long they have to wait between albums, no matter how quickly they move on to their tweeny pop bands or YouTube celebrities, we will always come busting back to the top o' the charts to give the people exactly what they need. Not what they want, Satan knows they're content enough with the shit that dribbles in from local radio waves, but what they need.

[norepeatperformances]

Ohhhh I might know a place or two~

[bass_shagging]

[Where the hell was that Murdoc impostor when you actually need him--Oh right, he'd already had him killed in his place, the poor sod's soul taken by the Boogieman in his place. Shit. He'll need another mask. Maybe Tuss could fill in...]

Eh, haha, would'je look at the time! Gotta go see a man 'bout a horse.