Jan. 10th, 2015

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[personal profile] lawbringing
Well, isn't this cute? Barely finished the game and already begging for more, just the way I like it. Y'know I'm accustomed to a little more skin and a lot less clothes when someone's pleading for my attention, but in your case, I'll make an exception to the rule.

Speaking of rules, we really need to establish a few things here. Firstly, you cockblock me even one goddamn time, and I'm putting all my time, money and effort into finding a way to put a bullet through your skull. Second, you're not going to hold me back when it comes to my job. If bitches don't want stitches, they better keep their mouths shut and get on their knees.

That's it. See? I'm a pretty low maintenance girl, but don't let that stop you from getting all nervous - it's getting me kinda hot, honestly.
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[personal profile] blueherring

 I'm on the cruisin' for a bruisin' lady.
The bruisin' of your face.

You made my story shitty. And the only people who got me are gone.
It just ain't gonna be the same. No one's gonna take in damaged goods just like that.
outofyourvector: (All #'s is absolute)
[personal profile] outofyourvector
A773/V710/V ALL HOLLOW SKULLED RADIANS!


We interrupt your scheduled programming, in what you like to call your pathetic life, with an announcement from yours truly.


10101010010101010110101010110101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010!!!!!


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
--finally! I’ve been counting the nano seconds and awaiting this moment! So, you finally decide to let me out to play for awhile, huh?


Know what that =(s) 4 U?

Zero. Infinite possibilities, but not for you my zetta slow mundane! If you think you have any control over me think again! Just the addition needed to improve this equation and it's only going to get better. #'s can only keep me busy for so long, 50 /v0\/\/ it's (x) 2 play catch up! 50 many radians to erase 50 little (x)!

|-|3|-|!

redstainedking: (H's still following isn't he)
[personal profile] redstainedking
Stop already.

There are better things to do, and what you want to do with me is better left for later. What I must do needs to happen before, not after, as by then it would be too late.

We have time, more than needed in that place, so be patient.
ponifiedbillmurray: (my old self disgusts me.)
[personal profile] ponifiedbillmurray
Your choice of username is most droll, Mundane.

Choosing me for your latest plaything? I'm flattered. Truly.

It would not be the first time forces beyond my comprehension have chosen to torture me with the consequences of who I used to be. Although living a day beyond The alleged Best Night Ever is a concession I'm curious you're willing to make.

Oh, you feel SORRY for me. I'm the first version of me you have ever felt sorry FOR. How TOUCHING, mundane! Perhaps I can start a Redeemed Villains Social Club! Invite Zetta and Sunset out for tea and cucumber sandwiches!

...actually that doesn't sound too bad, especially if there's an unattached Rarity present...

Very well. I'm game. It surely would be better than another morning with that infernal pop song going off in my ears.
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[personal profile] ukelelenogood
Hey.

Hi there.

Hello.

Hi.

Yeah.

You thought you got rid of me, huh? Boy were you wrong. I'm like the flu; you can eat as much chicken soup as you want, but I'm still gonna come back and getcha in the end. Though chicken soup can keep me away for a while. Blech.

So you're gonna kill me this time huh? Sounds fun. I haven't been dead yet but it can't be that much different from being alive, looking at this place. Gotta find some better places for me to be, that's for sure. Last place was pretty fun for a while, too bad it died.

Man. You humans, with your things that are dying and everything. Must be good if it keeps happening so much, huh?
blushofdawn: Keep complimenting me okay? (Default)
[personal profile] blushofdawn
I'm pleased to meet you for the first time, Miss Mundane... but you've brought me to a place like this at a bad time. I know you're concerned, but I'm sure that things will work out for all of us. Yes.. I have to believe that, for the sake of my friends and myself, we will continue living, and see our mission through.

..if what you say about this place is true, then I needn't be concerned about things back home while I'm here. But more importantly, I want you to lend me your power- help me find the others, and...help me to find Hak.

He has been acting really strange lately...

[ Crossposted to Dear Player~! ]
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[personal profile] novatada
Oh, do our customs rise your brow? I get. Battlefield looting is ugly work, but my cause is noble.

I'm just cleaning up a gorgeous landscape.
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[personal profile] providessarcasm
Really mun?

Your ways are strange and annoying. I was happy enough just dealing with the shop and making money. Something tells me you're less interested in the money than you should be.

This is just like the last time you disappeared, you just come back and decide to make crazy choices like some kind of... like some kind of crazy person.

This will end badly, because you're not known for being either thorough or reliable. This is just like the time Giles lied about leaving, but you're lying about playing me. I'm going to be alone and without money or friends. Even if my friends are annoying and greatly problematic and their issues are time-consuming.

Anyway, find me someone to talk to before I find some way to escape or break your fingers.
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[personal profile] reluctantaccessory
You just decided on this...without even trying to review first. You're only now trying? It's called "review" right? (A frown forms.)

I should be worried, but I suppose I'm not one to talk.

In any case, I am thankful you decided to you are going to change that one thing. But, are you sure that it will work out?

You'll take care of it? (That sounds vaguely familiar, in some way.) Somehow?

That's a little comforting, even though, it shouldn't be.
donjuanofsaitama: (Meet me in the back.)
[personal profile] donjuanofsaitama
See, I told you good things come to those who wait! Don't worry your pretty little head, mun--You'll be seeing more of me reaaaaaal soon.

You can count on it.

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[personal profile] carlavaleri
Spoilers for tonight's episode )

Although, yes, Frank with a shotgun is very attractive. I will give you that.