We missed the jamjar part of the game.

[privatelives]

Still waiting for you to explain why my boyfriend has a twin brother who's fighting terrorists. Although I did appreciate that time he saved my behind.

[At least he didn't hit on it, too.]

...That's a horrible thing to say. You know I'd never cheat on Jack. And besides, Frank is, well he's interesting.

Author hints of children in the future

[millionpapercuts]

That's....simply not possible! Unless we adopt? Then again, the voice mail I left did sound quite...troubling.

(no subject)

[envisionaries]

Very well. We meet again. I am, as always, equipped to duel your resurgent interest. But as for why it arrives around the same period every year, I hesitate to speculate on your anomalies.

Lesser men might call this 'canon review nostalgia.'

Far from me to accuse the same.

re: his possession and permadeath in havenrpg

[cibopath]

[Casually wringing the water out of his shirt...]

We are never doing that again.

Canon is Boku no Hero Academia, character is a huge nerd.

[fuckingnerdheroism]

Uh-uh-uhm...is it really... Is it really necessary to have this sort of username? It's okay to have heroism in there but...

[He quiets down as he tries to formulate an argument that he is not a nerd.]

Uhm- -[Okay, that's impossible. But there is another way!] Superheroes shouldn't be endorsing bad language like that! I should be inspiring people to live in an upstanding manner! Not that I'm a superhero yet, though...

Canon is Need For Speed. Wait a second...

[shelbycobra]

If you don't think I'd pick up a gun, you're mistaken.

appropriate season to bring out an au is appropriate, so thinks the mun.

[flaerd]

My! What a privilege it is to be among your ball and chain again mortal.

And just in time for winter? How quaint. Truly, I applaud your efforts for poetic revival.

I'm humbly excited to see what sort of disaster this place you plan to take me to is going to end up in.

Oh, what fun to be had with an ever sharp scribe like you by my side.

What could possibly go wrong?

Do me a favor if you're taking me from my realm, hm? Do try to impress me, wont you?

I think you aught.

aw shub

[blackgoat]

Of course I'll sit and talk for a while.

I have plenty of time.

(no subject)

[cockyverymuch]

You already know we work awesomely together, but there isn't much point if you're going to get impatient with phone typing. Aaaand, if you're sick of poking around memes like a creeper, how about getting off your lazy ass and finding me a new home? You know, since you got us both kicked out of the last one? Maybe we can actually make activity this time.

Voicetesting

[anylastwords]

Don't you play enough games, Summoner?

He doesn't want to be here.

[greyareas]

I love how every time that show comes on you think of me. I'm not that guy. I'm not a lawyer. I wouldn't have lasted through a week of law school. I barely got through university.

[Gabriel sighs, slumping onto the couch.]

Look. You really don't need to waste your time on me. You should be paying attention to Megan. She's waiting to spend time with her boyfriend, and they're happy together, and writing her makes you happy. I'm not really sure what I contribute except to give him someone to punch if his mun ever decides to let him.

You and I both know I'm not a bad guy, or at least I try not to be. But there's nothing really here for me. I keep to myself. I'm definitely not looking to start dating again. The only thing I could think of that would make me happy here is...well, it sounds stupid...

...but to be there if Megan marries this guy. He'll probably punch me, and I'll definitely deserve it. But to know that Megs has somebody as good as she deserves, to know that she's happy and finally moved on from all the shit I did to her? That would mean something to me.

[A very long pause.]

So before you get on that plane, why don't you spend some time with her, huh? Find Jack and let him and Megan go do something nice. That'd be better than anything you could throw me into.

Reserved at monadexe

[handsomefoil]

It's only a matter of time before you lose interest, but at least you're trying. Wasn't there another horror-themed setting that you were after planning on going back to?

Oh. I see. If I may be so bold? Please reconsider. It is one of the few, if only, places that I am allowed the opportunity to finish what Travis and I started. You wouldn't rip the things I hold so dear away from me.... would you? :)

[ the emoting thing is kinda creepy when you do it ]

I'm well aware.