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[blackgoat]

Of course I'll sit and talk for a while.

I have plenty of time.

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[strongestcoward]

I think you need a butt to sit.

[blackgoat]

[And behold.

One butt]

Semantics.

[strongestcoward]

[There are of course two butts in this thread then, because apparently Asura is one.]

It's fine to be picky now and then.

[blackgoat]

[it's okay Asura, she's used to dealing with tiny babies]

If I had known butts were required for this conversation I certainly would have manifested one sooner.

[strongestcoward]

[excuse you he is a gigantic baby... in a small package]

They aren't for talking, they are for sitting.

[And he proves himself wrong by sitting on his knees.]

So now what? Do you have a topic in mind?

[blackgoat]

[itty bitty shit baby]

Clearly you haven't been talking to enough people.

[There is a long pause]

I'll consider conversing. While kneeling is respectful, I believe we should both be using our hind ends for sitting.

[strongestcoward]

[yeah well you pop out of your dad fully formed and see how mature you are]

Ech. Fine.

[Flop, down onto his itty bitty bum-bum.]

Still, you're picking the topic. I don't want that responsibility.

[star_of_darkness]

[A vast and expansive darkness that is blacker then the deepest darkest reaches of space and filled with unearthly lights that are not lights raises up before the Mother of the Thousand Young and speaks.]

Ah, how interesting to see a another being like Us here. To think that a member of the Great Old Ones would honor this dimensional plane with their presence... Such a unexpected surprise. We had heard that your kind and The Outer Gods had little interest in the affairs of the countless lesser lifeforms that foolish think own the myriad realities they trespass on.

[blackgoat]

Sometimes the affairs of humans interest me. When they honor me with sacrifices and call me down to speak. They have their entertaining parts.

[nowaitthatsstupid]

[BUT WHY.

Oh uh he's here. Maybe he can remain still not be seen.]

[blackgoat]

Hello, child.

[With that many eyes, she's gonna see you]

1/2

[nowaitthatsstupid]

Uh...hi...

[Oh god oh god oh god--]

[nowaitthatsstupid]

--wait. I'm not a kid, I'm in high school.

[blackgoat]

The time of the beginning of humanity to now is barely longer than one of my eyelashes.

You are a child.

An infant.

A mere flash of light, a spark leaping from the fire that dies seconds after hitting the cold, dark air.

[nowaitthatsstupid]

...ok but haven't you heard that one poem line that goes like 'eternity in an hour'.

So technically time is relative and given how we see things I could be as old as you.

[Don't mistake this for bravado, this is Wirt just trying to buy time. The terror is still there.]

[blackgoat]

High school.

Hmmmmm....


You're barely past puberty. I can smell it. Young flesh, new blood. You don't smell old.

I imagine you don't taste old either, dear child.

[nowaitthatsstupid]

You can smell me. Ok, that's gross.

[No wait, no eating please he's kosher. Patented waving of the hands now.]

No no no, I don't think we need to do that...can't we just agree to disagree?

[cthulhu_ficcer]

. . . I should not feel surprise or shock to find you here, should I?

[blackgoat]

I should imagine not. It was only a matter of time.

[cthulhu_ficcer]

Does that mean, then, that this place makes real what man can only imagine... or does that mean that you existed before I dreamed of you, and that... I have been a scribe rather than a creator? A discoverer rather than an author? [The possibility is cause for alarm and for wonder by turns...]

[blackgoat]

Which do you think it could be?

[thebetterlovecraft]

Oooh, Shubby-darlin', *you* found your way into this little-ol' multi-verse thing? Well then, welcome to the party.

[blackgoat]

Charmed to meet you.

[thebetterlovecraft]

The pleasure's mutual, I *assure* you, my dear. Been finding the company to your likin'?

[blackgoat]

And... who might you be?

Relatively.