Really, buddy?

[the_rocketeer]

I get it, I really do. I'm supposed to be a swell guy if you believe the papers. But just because you're watching my flick doesn't mean you should drag me out of retirement.

[An impatient tilt of the head]

No, not even for "a brief romp". I promised Jenny I wouldn't get into this stuff anymore.

Ok, ok, fine - so I have the new rocket. That doesn't mean anything! Just means I...occasionally help people, is all. I don't go about 'having adventures' and, and...well, all that stuff!

[A pause]

But I'm here, aren't I...

Oh, man alive, Jenny is going to kill me.

probably likely spoilers

[anachronologistics]

( orange fanta courier, you know the drill )

on replaying dmc!3 recently

[obversely]

My counterpart and I are nothing alike. I, for one, have social skills and I don't need to break into ancient libraries for information.

Dante, on the other hand...

scanning...

[heartcare_companion]

Hello.

I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

My sensors indicate several patients in need of treatment.

the mun is weak orz

[thedraconianway]

( cut for courier, though she lacks the leetspeak quirk )

(no subject)

[notmonsters]

Probably best not to question it and just move forward.

on impending app to maskormenace

[bythestorybook]

You really can't just send me somewhere because "I think they need someone like you". Yes, maybe I have experience smoothing things over in Fabletown, but superheroes aren't exactly the same thing. Maybe the same amount of ego, though.

I'll be fine, though. You know I will. At least I'll get to pick up right where I left off if I go back home. [To work more, obviously. You need a vacation, Snow.]

Karen's on a rampage.

[secondshift]

Oh, hell no.

Just because that piece of work has the same face as Tom, and Justin--

( Spoilers for last night's Scandal under here )

I'm going to sit here with my coffee and my donuts and pretend that there is not a son of a bitch out in the world with that beautiful face.

Homeless || Canon: RWBY

[chocolategunslinger]

You sure you're up for this, hun? Don't you have enough colorful individuals in your little headspace?

Well I guess it's not all bad given there's others from my team hangin' around but best make sure they're safe before doing anything too drastic with me, got it?

Those 'memes'? I'm perfectly fine staying there for now. And here, I guess.

Canon is 24: Live Another Day.

[kmorgan]

Well, thanks for remembering I exist.