on replaying dmc!3 recently

[obversely]

My counterpart and I are nothing alike. I, for one, have social skills and I don't need to break into ancient libraries for information.

Dante, on the other hand...

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[gwenhwyfar]

You're right, no matter how amusing, but just how different are you?

[obversely]

I'd say about ninety-percent different. My mother, for one, wasn't just a human.

[gwenhwyfar]

So I've heard. Usually for nephilim it is the other way around and strictly the father who is not human.

[redeemable]

Heh. And don't forget the weird gloves.

[obversely]

...What weird gloves?

[EXCUSE YOU]

[redeemable]

You're aware they're lavender, right?

[Hey this comes from a place of love, alright.]

[mundus]

IS THE SON OF A WHORE.

[obversely]

[YOU LEAVE MY WHORE MOTHER OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!]

[mundus]

[ HOW ABOUT YOU GO HAVE ANOTHER FALLDOWN VERGIL. ]

[partyrocks]

Just goes to show, if ain't broke, don't fix it.

[obversely]

[...............are you trying to imply something]

Well, they didn't exactly keep you two the same, either.

[YEAH HE ACTUALLY GOT ALONG WITH HIS BROTHER until vergil fucked it up again but what's new]

[partyrocks]

[please. subtext is beyond him.]

Shyeah, not me got stuck with the short end of the stick. Living in a trailer. Pfft.

[AT LEAST HE GETS LAID DANTE]

SORRY NOT SORRY

[fuilarsa]

[ Honestly, she doesn't see what the big deal is, but nonetheless, officially creeping in with her mass of long hair following behind. ]

vergil + kid = ????????

[obversely]

[who left their child here vergil doesn't understand them]

Are you...lost?

HELLO DO YOU HAVE FOOD?

[fuilarsa]

[ Obviously her logic is a hoard of her kind = her arch nemesis must be near by. But he's not like the rest of her ilk.

He's kind of short. But Anima still has to check this out and take a whiff of the air around her. Yes, she is sniffing. She wants to know just who you might be. ]

No.

[wills]

Other you has better hair though. I mean, more manageable. Like, he doesn't even need product or anything. So, [shrug, she is truly sorry for your lots, here.]

[obversely]

That's impossible. [Even his hair isn't that amazing, and it's p amazing, if he does say so himself.]

No one's hair could stay like that for hours on end without something helping it.

[wills]

Uh, no it totally is. Even through the biblical floods and never-ending night, it stayed pushed up like that. And I asked, grilled him, really. He said it just did that. Possibly a demon thing.

Maybe angel hair cancels out demon hair or something?

c:

[godpact]

But at least he didn't dress like a prick - oh wait, yeah he did.

0v0

[obversely]

I'm not quite sure why everyone feels the need to comment on my clothing.

[yo quit hatin]

This is the best.

[thefreedomreign]

At least I can tell my brother apart from some pathetic shadow.

Keep your "social skills". I've got what matters.

this is all clearly a horrible carwreck

[obversely]

[THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS]

Pathetic shadow? At least I never stabbed my brother through the chest! [although it did end up happening vice versa but details] Or disregarded him in the name of my own greed.

[guns_and_swords]

I have style and grace.

[Grace? Not really. Style? Yes. Most certainly.]

/tosses a not!dad

[dux_atrum]

Differences are to be expected when the surrounding situation is varied. Though I would argue that at your core you are not all that different, you are both prideful souls.

[breaksthelimit]

Social skills and information? Yeah...that's the epitome of "nothing alike."

If you're going to say you're nothing like your counterpart you should always include: more skill, charm, better looking, ambitious, and generally more badass.

[Obviously, these things are infinitely more important. Actually, being better in every way is more important]