tedioustriviumWhat a lovely little space you have here. Lots of room, interesting faces... Yes, I think I'll enjoy it here.
Won't you help me with one small favor in return? Just a small favor and I believe it helps you in the long run.
See, its these dust bunnies. You have so many of them! Wouldn't it be beneficial to us all to organize them? First, let's make a plan for finding them. Then another for organizing them. Then we'll spend the next year searching for all those dust bunnies. Maybe two, just to be safe. Better doublecheck as well, giving us four years. Then we'll redo our entire plan from the ground up. Then the next eighty years can be spent organizing the dust bunnies correctly. Then we'll look it over for a few months before organizing them in a new way! That should bring us to about five hundred years of time wasted, if we take it slow!
After that, we'll drill a hole to your brain with a thumbtack and count all the pebbles and all sorts of delightful, unimportant, time-wasting activities! Doesn't that just sound perfect?