s-shaky voice test...?

[baraspice]

Don't even think about it.

Turn around, get out of here. Leave me be.

... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @ the box. It's a big game, ok?

[fuckitall]

Did you just seriously fucking compare typing a bunch of words to moving through a herd while covered in lurker guts?

Fuck. You.

[He'd slam the door if there was one.]

Tentative Voice Test

[failinggreatexpectations]

Are you absolutely sure you want to go through with this? I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, I'm flattered really, but well…you are having a bit of a hard time of it right now, aren’t you?

You already write for one bloke and you can’t even keep up with him. I’m just saying, it may be best to wait it out for a bit. Perhaps until you have a better grip on your writing? I would dearly love to get a chance to go to this city you’re suggesting, but I can’t help fearing you’re just going to get bored or annoyed with me in a month or so, and drop me. Then I have to go right back to being a smear on the pavement.

Then again, I suppose it would be nice to have even a month more to live before being stepped on by Barbra Streisand.

…It really is an undignified way to go…

someone is getting popular @ forest covered

[ineuphony]

Ugh, good grief... Somehow I knew this was going to be brought up. Y'know, there's nothing wrong with someone calling me "cute" or an "angel". Every girl wants to be called that every now and then. It's nice and refreshing! Better than being called a nerd, claiming I have no sex appeal, or I'm boring.

In fact, it's about time someone notices...! I'm more than just a straight A student. I'm nice, thoughtful, level-headed, considerate, and dependable. So tease me about this all you want. I don't care. I, for one, think it's a good thing.

on cerealia stuff and...

[particularity]

--looks like it's just what you wanted, right? For me to talk about that time.

[...]

What's with that reaction? Are you suddenly planning something else? [He sighs, putting his fingers to his temple.] It's not that I'm used to talking about it, I've just accepted what happened before. Is that suddenly boring to you or something...? [Well, Hinata, giving out details of the past is fun and all but it's going to put you in a mood.] Mood... what mood, oi.

...

Wh-what do you mean "maybe I should show something embarrassing instead"?! Seriously, don't mess around, I don't have the time for that when there's more to worry about afterward.

Other than that, why here...? [...] Of course I want to see the others, but it's fine. I'm fine with how it is. Me and him will just have to keep surviving in that place like we did in the other one. If anyone else comes, then we'll... a-anyway! This isn't the time for it!

Canon is Rookie Blue. Canon rewatch time.

[nolongerarookie]

Don't say "I looked so much younger four years ago"! That implies I'm looking a lot older now! That's not good. You know I'm self-conscious about my appearance right now.

Although, aw, I miss Noelle. And Luke. And man, that ugly beard on Jerry was really stupid. And...oh god here's the episode where I went undercover as a hooker. Ew. Talk about things I'd rather forget.

major voice testing - canon is Free!

[iwatoboi]

Um, so, I didn't mean to look over your shoulder while you were researching icons for my account, but um...

those things never happened between Rei and I!

regarding end of manga : canon is Tokyo Ghoul : possible spoilers in comments

[scythestitches]

...... I really don't want to talk about it anymore. That won't fix anything, right? Just leave me alone.

oh Scott your available icons right now are terrible

[reversedpolarity]

It's been over a year. What in the name o' sanity makes you think I'd be happy about bein' dragged out again? Maybe you've forgotten what happens when you get your hands on me, but rest assured, there's no' a bloody thing wrong with my memory. Go bother someone else. I'm no' interested. I like bein' in one piece. [And never mind that the mirror universe is not exactly conducive to staying in one piece, regardless of mun interference.]

mun just watched the pilot. voice-testing, hnng.

[hashtagthestruggle]

OMG! I like, totally never ever thought that you (YOU!) of all people would like, totally want to play me!

I'm sooooooooooooooooo excited, girl! Let's get started!!

aggressively bretons all over the place

[augmentedflames]

Huh? What do you want? These ruins won't explore themselves, you know.

I wonder if this is how a summoned Atronach feels. Must ask one next time, if I can get them to stick around and chat after they finish vanquishing skeletons. If I'm fast enough...

Oh, are you still here? Persistent, I'll give you that. You can wait over there until I'm finished with these tomes, and then we'll see if there's anything I can do. Should be.

Canon is Forever

[nakedrebirth]

Look, mun, I really think this is a terrible idea. You could not possibly understand my... condition. There is only one person who knows what this is really like, and I have yet to speak to him face to face. I dare to hope I never shall. But what do you think will happen when others discover my secret? They'll experiment on me, if only to understand me, and perhaps possess my gift, too.

I know you have a kind heart. You'll do what's right.

On Ultimax and life in The Box...

[pitythefool]

Nice to see you're having so much fun with this. Just... try and do me a favor, wouldja? See if you can't find a way to send some of that winning streak back in my direction, huh?

[He laughs at his own sense of humor, but there's a hard look in his eyes that would indicate that he isn't joking.]

Seriously. It's starting to get a little nuts over here.

((Spoilers likely in the comments!))

On recent fun (crossposted)

[futamura_neo]

I'd better not actually be pregnant now. There's impossible, and there's awkward.

[Don't worry, not planning on it. Not even if Harley-mun thinks it'd be hilarious.]

Thank Awashima for small favors.

[Though I do think she and Faye should both get in on the visit-to-Hataka post.]

What's that song you're so obsessed with say? "This could lead to excellence / Or serious injury"?

[It does. And there's only one way to know.]

(no subject)

[downycrown]

So... you want to send me someplace again? Where I'll get to be a girl?

Ah! I mean it's not like it's so bad being a duck or anything, that's the way I'm supposed to be after all. I just, I do miss getting to talk to people sometimes, laughing, dancing...

I'll be alone though won't I? No Rue-chan or Mytho. No Fakir... Ah, it's not that I don't want to go or that I'm disappointed, I just guess I was hoping...

...

You promise he won't even know I'm gone?

Canon is The Secret World.

[softpoints]

...You're an idiot. Just putting that out there. Count yourself lucky that you got to peek behind the curtain. I had my druthers, I'd slam the curtain right down on your scrawny little neck and be done with it.

But since that's not an option... stay out of my way. Stay out of the Cross's way. And maybe, just maybe, I'll feel a little more generous about you.

No promises, though.

~ Half-Shot