On recent fun (crossposted)

[futamura_neo]

I'd better not actually be pregnant now. There's impossible, and there's awkward.

[Don't worry, not planning on it. Not even if Harley-mun thinks it'd be hilarious.]

Thank Awashima for small favors.

[Though I do think she and Faye should both get in on the visit-to-Hataka post.]

What's that song you're so obsessed with say? "This could lead to excellence / Or serious injury"?

[It does. And there's only one way to know.]

Comments

[formfatale]

That's your home town right? Sounds like it could be fun.

[futamura_neo]

He seems to think so. I'm not sure the village is ready for both of you at once. Maybe separately, but not together.

[I think it's readier for them than it would be for, say, Harley and Ivy. Or Harley and the Joker.]

⇁_⇁ Talk about praising with faint damnation.

[formfatale]

Well to be fair I can act as a bit of a lightning rod for Harley's more intense tendencies.

I know from personal experience I can take what she has to dish out.

[futamura_neo]

[This is a fact. Even unto the brain-fucking.]

O_O Brain-fucking? The worst she's ever done to me or Pippi was flood us with people-pollen.

[Okay, not literally fucking, but literal brain.]

...

O.O

...yeah, I'm pretty sure we won't have to worry about that, as long as everyone stays in their own bodies. And she doesn't get so much cake as to give her a sugar rush.

[And it might be a good idea to insist on her getting naked, or at least encourage it, so she has fewer places to hide dangerous toys.]

Might just be. — Speaking of naked, how quickly are you going to be ready to do that? Like, it's okay to take your clothing off as soon as the train is inside the village boundaries, and a lot of people do, villagers and visitors both.

[formfatale]

Well I meant more of her extreme tendencies when she's in her own body, but she's mostly well-behaved.

[Not giving her hiding places did sound like a smart idea though.]

I might be a little embarrassed at first, but since everyone else will be I'll warm up to the idea right away.

Though I have to admit it might be me getting used to everyone else being naked that'll be the problem. I expect at the very least my eyes will change color quite a few times when I'm looking at people. At worst though some more dramatic changes might happen.

[futamura_neo]

...I was going to say I haven't seen her extreme tendencies, but then I remembered some of the things heibon-kun's seen her get up to in thegames. We don't want that happening in the village, but I don't think she'll have a reason to, or even very many excuses.

[*nods* The worst thing I plan to have happen to Harley is being volubly corrected if she identifies Moé — that's Néo-and-Pippi's firstborn — as a boy.]

And most people adjust to nude life more quickly than they expected to. I've heard that some men get wayward erections while they're getting used to it, and heibon-kun confirms that, but I have to take his word for it, since Hataka-mura is a no-man land. As long as you don't develop a masculine physique or something equally blatant, most people will decline to mention anything you don't talk about. ^_^

[formfatale]

It can get kind of blatant, but I do what I can to stay hidden. I don't want to have to answer any awkward questions after all.

The nice thing about being a shapeshifter though is I can disguise myself if anyone finds out.

[futamura_neo]

That must come in handy in your own world. Although, on the matter of awkward questions and people finding out: we weren't exactly going to tell the whole village, obviously, but Pippi and I were at least planning to tell my family, and probably her parents. And maybe Nana-sensei if you come along for the thread where she explains futa genetics to Harley-chan. Would that be all right, or would you rather I just didn't tell anyone in town?

[formfatale]

Well as long as you guys trust them not to spread it around I don't see why not. Honestly I expect some of them would find out about me eventually anyway.

Really I imagine your village would be a little more easily accepting than a lot of places so we'll play everyone else but your family by ear.

[futamura_neo]

Thanks. And I'm going to ask the family not to just put it about, but to confirm it if anyone asks. I'm pretty sure they'll listen. Except maybe Chicchan; she's always been the really impulsive one.

As long as you don't turn into anything scary, like a rampaging tentacle monster or a man, everyone should get along fine. ^_^

[formfatale]

Anyone I should look out for as far as someone wanting to take advantage of it?

I'm not worried since both you and Pipi are kind, but I figured I should ask.

[futamura_neo]

Well, Chicchan is likely to — oh yeah, that's my younger sister Chîchi. She's about the right age for pairing off and gendering, but she wants to have fun from both sides first. I suspect a lot of the new graduates will be interested in sex that doesn't lock them down, but she's the only one who won't necessarily ask.

[formfatale]

I guess I really don't mind either way.

If it lets her experiment and figure out what she wants, why not?

As long as she's nice enough I doubt I'll have any complaints.

[futamura_neo]

Yeah, she's basically nice. A little impulsive, but so was I when I was her age.

I have to confess, part of the delay in getting back to you has been him trying to decide whether the visiting post, when it goes up, should go in my journal, or at the hotel, or at the comm he set up for the village. He's still muddling about that. Do you have a preference?

[formfatale]

Not particularly, but I guess it depends on if your mun is up for tagging with people other than me and Harley, since I have to imagine one or two other people would like to visit the village. If you want to keep it to just us then the comm sounds good.

[futamura_neo]

I'm fine with having Ami or Ruri over, but he'd rather keep it to just you guys for now. And it'll have to be on this journal, since he kind of forgot to set up the village comm here on Dreamwidth, just on LJ (futanari_mura).

[*philosophical shrug* Sometimes I formulate such a strong intention of doing something that I forget I haven't actually acted on that intention. That's not an excuse, just an explanation.]

[formfatale]

Well that works for me! Just let my mun know when the post is up and I'll be there.

[futamura_neo]

Don't worry, we will. ^_^ In the meantime, it's your tag in the hotel threads. Has been for a while, actually. (Not asking you to have steam that isn't there; just a reminder.)