[Canon = Yachin Hanbun no Ibasho desu]

[staleface]

 I have a sneaking suspicion that the only reason you took me on is because it made the task of creating icons significantly less difficult than usual.

.....

I'm right, aren't I?

Someone's cranky about the time he has had in havenrpg

[seesthebattlefield]

Suppose you've made your point. Dealing with dinosaurs, vampires, clones, aliens, err-- Lucifer himself, I can't ever claim my life is boring again, can I? Not that it matters, it's not like I can put any of it in my blog--

[Well you could--]

The place forbids writing! After all the other offenses I've commit lately, I ought to not put another on the list!

[Aww come on John, you're enjoying the thrill of all this danger.]

That- no mundane, that was not thrilling. [SIGH] At least Sherlock isn't here. He'd be brilliant, of course, you know he would, he's Sherlock-- be investigating every potential weird thing he came across-- but I was wrong. Don't even try to recruit him...

[But why else do you think we'd be here?~]

No- NO I've enough problems without Sherlock bloody Holmes!

Canon is The Property of Hate

[testpattern]

Really. I don't quite appreciate your notion of entertainment being exposing me to salt water for an extended amount of time. Goodness knows what effects those are going to have in the long run.

[ A scoff. ]

Pirates, indeed. Unwashed and on a ship for heaven knows how long, exposed to brigands and rapscallions and sea monsters! I should have you locked away as an endangerment to society.

Mm?

Yes, I do suppose those "instant potatoes" you've been harping about are fascinating... whatever will they think of ne-- [ !! ] A clever distraction but I'm afraid my vexation for you and your twisted notion of a good idea has yet to fade! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking my leave. Good day, sir!

[ And to his surprise, whatever door he'll be trying refuses to budge. ]

What do you mean I can't leave?!

Did you think you could keep me locked away?

[westergaard]

Oh dear, sweet Mun. Do you even know what you're getting yourself into with this?

On plans to head to eachdraidh

[wisestcamper]

I have to say, I wasn't ever expecting to be here again. It's been, what, years? Life moved on, I moved on, nice and safe in my...violent, war torn existence...which isn't the point at all, so don't try to distract me. I thought we were done, you and I. But here you are, dragging me back out to send me off to some other awful place I don't want to go to.

Remember the superhero city? Or the city of endless night? Because I do. I think I really like it when you just leave me alone.

And really, why do you need to drag me into another war when I've got more of one than we can handle at home? Ancient evil's brewing, dangerous trips through the underworld, remember? I've got a full plate with a war I might be able to make a difference in, I don't need to be dumped into one where I can't.

Yes, I know my friends are there. My friends are back home, too. No, not all of them. Bringing up Luke isn't fair...

[She is quiet for a moment as she collects herself.] But they need me back home, remember? [She lets out a frustrated breath.] And I mean...of course, I want to help them wherever I can. But this whole idea, crystals stuck inside us, fighting some war between ancient, unfathomable powers?

Some of it's ridiculous and the rest, why even bother going out when I've already got that at home? So look, just forget about the whole thing and we'll-

...You're not listening to me at all, are you. Oh never mind, it's not like I can actually stop you. You're worse than Percy when you get an idea in your head.

sad mun is really sad :c

[likescaves]

 [ sigh ]

Look, mun. You gave it your best shot. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm pretty sad, too. But there'll be other places, and you can always do that whole musebox thing if you really want to. Don't give me that look. Being too shy to ask isn't an excuse.

Honestly, calm down. I'm still here; just because I won't have a home doesn't mean I'm gonna disappear. Same thing goes for that wind-waking kid you've got on your roster. You know how this works, mun. We'll figure this out as we go, just like we always do.

In the meantime, go make yourself some tea or something. You look like a wreck.

Voicetesting!

[shuffletime]

"You feel like you understand him a bit more..."

[Said in an almost deadpan sort of narration. He blinks. Then he smiles, a kind, warm smile with a bit more life to it than before.]

Or something like that. Right?

Old Sherlock muse resurfaces

[solvescases]

A canon review? Splendid, you are entirely overdo. Spending too much time watching that ungainly Brett fellow.

[Well, um about that...the dvd is not exactly here yet.]

I despise waiting. Give me problems! Give me work! [He flops in his chair with a sigh.] At the very least, give me Watson. Compu-droid or otherwise.

ugh, so bossy...

[programmatic]

Nemissa doesn't have to listen to you, you know! Nemissa's a strong, independent woman who doesn't need to be bossed around by some loser who sits behind a keyboard all day - don't give me that look, it's true!

Arg, you're so annoying! Just remember that Nemissa's a demon, and I won't hold back if you piss me off!

But~ Until then, go get Nemissa some snacks! I'm getting hungry sitting around in your lame, old headspace, mun.

MCU!Loki trapped in a female body is here to say...

[laufeydottir]

NO. Absolutely not.

You are not going to get me to do anything for you, mortal, so leave it alone and be on your way. And what's this I hear about you trying to drag Sigyn into this mess? Do not even think it. Much like myself, Sigyn has better things to do with her time than deal with you.

Are you listening to me at all? I- ... What about Victor? No, no, he does not even exist in the universe you want to pull me from, put that thought out of your mind immediately.