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dear_mun2014-08-23 01:05 pm
testpattern) wrote in dear_mun2014-08-23 01:05 pm
Canon is The Property of Hate
Really. I don't quite appreciate your notion of entertainment being exposing me to salt water for an extended amount of time. Goodness knows what effects those are going to have in the long run.
[ A scoff. ]
Pirates, indeed. Unwashed and on a ship for heaven knows how long, exposed to brigands and rapscallions and sea monsters! I should have you locked away as an endangerment to society.
Mm?
Yes, I do suppose those "instant potatoes" you've been harping about are fascinating... whatever will they think of ne-- [ !! ] A clever distraction but I'm afraid my vexation for you and your twisted notion of a good idea has yet to fade! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking my leave. Good day, sir!
[ And to his surprise, whatever door he'll be trying refuses to budge. ]
What do you mean I can't leave?!
[ A scoff. ]
Pirates, indeed. Unwashed and on a ship for heaven knows how long, exposed to brigands and rapscallions and sea monsters! I should have you locked away as an endangerment to society.
Mm?
Yes, I do suppose those "instant potatoes" you've been harping about are fascinating... whatever will they think of ne-- [ !! ] A clever distraction but I'm afraid my vexation for you and your twisted notion of a good idea has yet to fade! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking my leave. Good day, sir!
[ And to his surprise, whatever door he'll be trying refuses to budge. ]
What do you mean I can't leave?!