Canon is The Property of Hate

[testpattern]

Really. I don't quite appreciate your notion of entertainment being exposing me to salt water for an extended amount of time. Goodness knows what effects those are going to have in the long run.

[ A scoff. ]

Pirates, indeed. Unwashed and on a ship for heaven knows how long, exposed to brigands and rapscallions and sea monsters! I should have you locked away as an endangerment to society.

Mm?

Yes, I do suppose those "instant potatoes" you've been harping about are fascinating... whatever will they think of ne-- [ !! ] A clever distraction but I'm afraid my vexation for you and your twisted notion of a good idea has yet to fade! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking my leave. Good day, sir!

[ And to his surprise, whatever door he'll be trying refuses to budge. ]

What do you mean I can't leave?!

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[papernatural]

Wow, I didn't know people actually still said "good day, sir."

[ Or "rapscallions" but that could be a ... nautical term? ]

Are you a spirit?

[testpattern]

[ He'd raise a brow if he had a brow to raise but alas he is a TV. There is, however, much huffing and adjusting of his gloves like a kid throwing a massive tantrum. ]

I will have you know I am a monster. The very worst one at that. And people do actually bid each other good day.

Perhaps not in whatever corner of the world you come from.