... :I

[inegyptsland]

Okay, yeah.

-- no.

Nooooooo.

I mean, it's kind of a shit deal for me, right? I don't need to go out to some big empty space or a mythical forest for the self-reflection. I am- I am completely self aware, I am. I am. And you remember that part where I say I can't handle anything. Not even stuff I'm supposed to handle, so this. It's, uh.

It's a shit deal.

Ferris is bad enough! I'm not looking for another one. Okay?

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[beyondthenorms]

[Waaait a sec. Ferris? As in...?

Dude.

This guy does look familiar, but she can't recall who he is exactly. Even if she does remember, she'll still respectfully, discreetly, avoid cracking the fourth wall here.]

Hey, wasn't your friend famous for ditching school in style? [She smiles a bit.] Not that I've ever been to your school, but friends of my family from way back had. Ferris Buller's a legend.

[Cue just the faintest awkward pause.] Yeah, I'd be from years ahead into the future, by the way.

[Because Clash of the Time-Lines and a little manipulation of the truth is less brain breaking than fourth walling. With her incredibly bizarre life, meeting people from the past and future is something she's become familiar with, among other really unusual things.]

[poolicide]

...yeah, if you haven't gotten the program, it's usually always a shit deal.