(no subject)

[spocktoo]

Seriously? What are you even going to do with me?

At least you know better than to fake knowing the answer. It wouldn't work.

Comments

[liesdetected]

[Oblivious Steve is oblivious.]

You can tell when people are lying too?

BEST

[spocktoo]

You would not believe how much she just started cackling.

In any case, I should hope I can, considering I'm you. Sort of. Not exactly, obviously.

HAD TO HAPPEN.

[liesdetected]

Uh...come again?

[The fact he can tell she isn't lying? Well just put a kink in his brain. Like...whoa.]

Naturally!

[spocktoo]

The mun calls it a 'genderswap AU'? If that means anything to you you're a step ahead of me.

[liesdetected]

Well, I'm going to guess it means where you are from, you clearly have boobs and I do not. Sure it's not an artifact thing?

[Jinks is trying to forget the most recent episode.]

[spocktoo]

Positive. Most likely, an Artifact would've done this to you directly, and besides, I'm not a walking stereotype.

[Oh, but Sassy Gay Steve was so adorable! Not that Sarah knows what the candle would even do in her case.]

[liesdetected]

[He was but mun was unhappy that took a cool gay character and made it seem he was hiding the stereotypical gay guy. Muns can be weird, though Steve here? Prefers his real self and not the shadow.]

Neither am I.

[Yeah still going to just forget that ever happened.]

[spocktoo]

[It's not necessarily hiding it. People are made up of many aspects. And obviously one Steve that's a balance of all those aspects is the best answer.]

I... also doubt there's an Artifact in existence that could make you have a raging crush on Claudia.

[Hey, if you can't be honest with yourself-ish, who can you be honest with?]

[liesdetected]

[Sounds legit.]

Uh, yeah don't think there is. I prefer not to find out because...awkward.

[spocktoo]

Entirely fair. Kinsey scale aside, in your case she's the one with the strong family resemblance and in mine, it's Joshua. That'd make it awkward even if you were potentially interested.

[liesdetected]

True enough, and besides can you just imagine the awkwardness of after the artifact effects are gone if I like laid one on her?

[spocktoo]

Probably right up there with that time Artie got whammied into planting one on Joshua, from what Claud's said about that.

[Really, Artie kissing anyone other than Dr. Calder... ugh.]