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[moives]

soon kid soon
nothing to freak your deek about
theyre just saving the best for last
any second now youll be jossed to your hearts fuckin content on my honor as some kinda producer-director-actor-social-advocate-dick-king
best thing you can do right now is chill out and wait for the end is nigh
fyi if i dont turn out to be at least half robot im suing for not enough mindfuck
dont think i cant draft up a document for it in record speed thats like all a dead mans even *got* to do
its either make meaningless threats involving non-disclosure agreements or rot away alright
you get used to making your own fun


one time i put my toilet in the bedroom i mean why the fuck would anyone do that unless they were some crazy chick on a commode-moving powertrip
i was that chick






yeah another apple martini would be great
thanx

Comments

[messiahs]

what is the big motherfuckin deal yo.
YOU BE DEAD IN THE END FAR AS I CAN SEE.
:o?

[moives]

idk whats the big motherfucking deal about anything
thats the real question
once you figure out the answer youre good to go

[messiahs]

between me an you bro,
I DON'T THINK NO ONES SUPPOSED TO FIGURE IT OUT.
takes away all the adventure and shit.

[moives]

see now youre starting to get it
let me send you a free copy of sweet bro and hella jeff the molve
itll arrive last week 5pm tuesday
check your captchalogue deck

[messiahs]

NO.
last time i accepted shit from you,
UHHH, OTHER YOU I GUESS?
i went off the motherfuckin deep end.
THINK-PAN FIRST INTO WICKED RAGE.
i got my panties unbunched now mostly so

KEEP YOUR HERESY TO YOURSELF YO.

[moives]

sounds romantic

[messiahs]

that boat already sailed bro.

[moives]

but not far enough i cant use it for a new romcom ive been fooling around with all these long dead dog days
boy meets crazy clown
crazy clown goes loco
both die at the end and credits roll in on everyone dancing in a conga line to macho man

[messiahs]

DON'T SPOIL THE END, MOTHERFUCKER.

[moives]

oops
sorry

[messiahs]

rude as shit.

[moives]

youll live

in the alt ending

[messiahs]

AWH SHUCKS.
:o)

[moives]

the wedding is beautiful

[messiahs]

is your dress bein real pretty?

[moives]

almost too much for the human eye to take in without the retina jumping ship

[messiahs]

I'D GET MY SWOON ON
if i actually gave enough of a shit bro.