because the front page doesn't have enough striders...

[moives]

soon kid soon
nothing to freak your deek about
theyre just saving the best for last
any second now youll be jossed to your hearts fuckin content on my honor as some kinda producer-director-actor-social-advocate-dick-king
best thing you can do right now is chill out and wait for the end is nigh
fyi if i dont turn out to be at least half robot im suing for not enough mindfuck
dont think i cant draft up a document for it in record speed thats like all a dead mans even *got* to do
its either make meaningless threats involving non-disclosure agreements or rot away alright
you get used to making your own fun


one time i put my toilet in the bedroom i mean why the fuck would anyone do that unless they were some crazy chick on a commode-moving powertrip
i was that chick






yeah another apple martini would be great
thanx

Comments

[strider_pride]

cool story bro

[moives]

hey mini me

[strider_pride]

sup big me
hows life???

[moives]

youd know better than me dude cmon now
death however is the ultimate vacay
just get to sit back and watch you kids duke it out like its some sort of lord of the flies only the fish bitch was kind enough to give you a common enemy instead of you all picking on the porker of the group
shes charitable in all the wrong ways like giving money to organizations that help blind children by slitting their throats
youre about to think i was joking with that line but i really wasnt

[strider_pride]

fish bitch???
you mean that feferi troll girl or that condense ive been hearing about going around making peoples lives miserable???
either way i doubt she could handle a strider in a fight

[moives]

the condesce
and you keep dreaming those crazy dreams lil dave
whatever keeps your engine that could chugging
you keep thinking you can until every last terrifying anthropomorphic toys been delivered

[sleepwalked]

o my g
le fuckin swoonin over here
can i have ur autogryphs
*graphs
plssss
;)

[moives]

trick of the trade baby babe
keep at a stack of at least 10 in your sylladex at all times
cant go wrong

ignore me being a complete dumbass

[sleepwalked]

oh no no no
i think we hav a miscummunication
lol no thats to funny to fix
what i wanted u to sign cant be put in a sylladicks
*ex
i mean it could be but i aint a babrie doll n its not plastic

/dying

[moives]

what

[strider_pride]

ill dream what ill dream
and those dreams are filled with all the awesome things and all the cool shit
hell i dream about making some sick beats some of the time

[moives]

dude you are such a teenager i cant even have this conversation with a straight face

[sleepwalked]

dont wut me
with an h and an a
how about u take one of ur fine point pens and sign the goods
im into my 5th glass so its now or nevr mr big cock
*shot
fuckin autocorrect

[moives]

how old are you and when does your ma swoop in here threatening a lawsuit

[sleepwalked]

no mom unless u wanna count lik 3 ft tall aliens or sumthin
im old enough to reach the liqour canbet is that old enough to get ur john handcock l oh l that word keeps showin up huh
*crabinet
*CAB NO CRABS HERE
shit

instinctively, he knows Rose would kill him if he hit that

[moives]

ok so i get the impression im old enough to be your ruggedly handsome uncle and thats a no fly zone when *im* sober which is sadly the case right now
why dont we get you some crackers to soak up all that gin and toxic

as my rose muse goes awww damn right

[sleepwalked]

if ur old like my uncle...
oh ho ho
strokes at invisible moustach koly&
;)
u kno i could make a keep it in the family joke coz i read ur midb about u bein from the durty south lollll but no
i aint for that i got ppl to feed ok i just wanted keep u on ur probly freshly manicured toes
k so no fuck crackers do i look like a bird
but i do want ur auty foreals tho coz u KINDA ARE a big shot mr celebs

[moives]

haha havent seen houston in a while not since the moives started taking off
whatever
anyway yeah im the biggest shot there is
who do i make this autograph out to little lady

[sleepwalked]

just coz u aint seen it dont mean nothin tegee
*h
neways
capin ro fuckin lal but dont put that coz it brings down its cred
put this down
to miss roxy lalonde::: let me count the ways of which i luv u and think ur a badass chick
first its ur abilite to hold ur booze
second its ur fab fashion sense
tird holy fuck ur cool at hackin shit
and fifth u r without a doubt thebest friend i EVARRRR had
ok is that too short coz i can keep goin

[moives]

to miss roxy lalonde the hottest dame i ever crossed the path thereof
call me when youre legal unless something crazy happens like it turns out im your au son which is so motherfucking ridiculous as to be completely impossible
yours with xs and os aplenty
dave "twelve inches and counting" strider

[sleepwalked]

ya lets no get started on timelines n aus
im not even into australia that much
excpt my dam kitty underoos are basickly in a knot from how honored i am
jesus
BULLETS of sweet i tell ya
thx a lot im havin it framed n puttin it up abov my harry potter posters
<3<3,3

where making this happen

[ironist]

always knew that dead men tell no tales line was bullshit.

oh god

[moives]

nice shades guy im really hoping isnt some overgrown weeaboo fanboy

[moives]

i can get you an authentic sweet bro "fram" for two easy installments of all your dignity and a snuggie in a color of your choosing
the afterlife be cold yo

where doing it man, god can't help you now

[ironist]

call me bro.