/face in hands forever

[penumbrae]

And just what do we have here? A mundane, you say? How amusing.

However, I should warn you I'm not quite like any of the others floating around in your pretty little head, you see; I am much tougher, and not nearly as easily tamed. Do you honestly think you have what it takes to bring me out?

[...]

Oh, well. If anything, this should prove to be rather entertaining.

Let's go.

Comments

BRING IT

[penumbrae]

Are you sure you would like that? [THAT WOULD NOT END WELL.]

Ah, but these mundanes of ours are quite amusing to watch. Mine is even drawing strange comparisons with another pair.

Re: BRING IT

[twotwoed]

And mine's playing the part of a Vaudevillian villain. But to answer your question--by all means, bring it. [Can we...touch you NOT DOING IT YET but can we]

That is, if I survive this month. Oh, Madame has seen to it that I have been had.

[penumbrae]

I'm sure you'll make it through. [And sure, you can try. Because while she is approaching him, she's not planning to give him much of a chance for touching.]

However-- [OOPS SOMEONE JUST SNATCHED HIS MASK OFF.] --this might put a new spin on things!

GUESS WHO JUST UPLOADED UNMASKED ICONS TOO

[twotwoed]

[JLKADJFSLKDFJ FLAILING we REALLY should have seen this coming

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WHY funnily enough he's not hiding anything except for a few freckles and one eye being juuuuuuuuust slightly larger than the other]

Just why do you always insist on doing this?

I FEEL SPECIAL

[penumbrae]

[WE WARNED YOU.]

Why do you ask questions you already know the answer to? [Because it's fun. Because she likes to tease. Because he really should get over himself and drop the security blanket. Really, there are a million valid reasons here, so she won't bother with replying.

She will, however, fiddle with that mask between her fingers. Just for added taunting. ♥]

I DIDN'T DO IT BECAUSE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING

[twotwoed]

[We see that LOL SECURITY BLANKET thing in your head and we are not ashamed, Karen. Nope. THERE IS NO SHAME. Oh god why do I even play this guy

He is, however, working on a plan to steal it that hopefully does not get Indy thrown off D_M]

IS THAT TSUNTSUN I SEE~?

[penumbrae]

[You're free to be as unashamed as you want, man; we still think it's very silly.]

Oh, don't give me that look, William. You brought it upon yourself. [Holding his nose between her index and middle fingers. And sort of. Slowly dragging his face from one side to the other.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[twotwoed]

[Going to take that mask back now HAHA YES TELEKINESIS IS A BOSS]

And if you'd wanted to see my face, darling, you could have just asked.

[SERIOUSLY WE'D TAKE IT OFF FOR YOU but you can't just SNATCH IT OFF that is rude.]

DENIAL

[penumbrae]

[Do you want us to bring Houndoom out? Because it will block your silly telekinesis like a true boss.]

What's the fun in that? [Snatching it back. Do not attempt anything against her fun, Will.]

GRRRRRRRR

[twotwoed]

[No scary boss lady who in no way intimidates us

Aaaaand now we're just rolling our eyes.]

Ah. I should have known.

[Luckily his mun is NOT telling you what all sorts of mischief we've gotten him into now.]

Really, I don't see why it's such a big deal for you.

(troll)

[penumbrae]

It's the one sure way to tame you, for starters. [Teasingly twirling his mask around her index finger. So meeeean.] Besides, your reaction never fails top be amusing.

Re: (troll)

[twotwoed]

[WELL WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THAT OTHER HAND AND KISS IT

Be thankful we're only going that far.]

I do aim to entertain.

[penumbrae]

[DO YOU REALLY THINK SHE MINDS THAT KISS? Really, if that's retaliation, he's got a long way to go, still.]

Oh, dressed for the part, are you? [BWAHAHA MORE TEASING]

WHY AM I DOING THIS STOP ME. STOP ME.

[twotwoed]

I could dispense with the clothes if you'd like.

[THIS IS YOUR MUN DYING OF EMBARRASSMENT, WILLIAM. WHYYYYY]

WHY WOULD I STOP YOU

[penumbrae]

I'm not sure the public at large would appreciate your voyeuristic intentions, William.

[She's as amused as usual, though. And sort of closing in on him with just a bit of a devilish grin and a whisper.] But, by all means, I'd like to see you try.

Re: WHY WOULD I STOP YOU

[twotwoed]

You just had to say the word, didn't you?

[...wait

is he seriously doing it

why are you unbuttoning your vest]

...

[NO NO NO NO EMERGENCY MUNWHISPERING IS GO]

...ah, wait. Madame Mun says that sort of thing would get her in trouble here.

[That and she cannot RP these sorts of things to save her life. It's her curse, her fucking curse!]

[penumbrae]

[Oh, dear William. You're royally screwed now.]

Is that your Mundane, really? [Aaaaand she's closing in on him now. Dangerously close. And maybe fiddling with his vest.] Or is it you who can't do it?

[twotwoed]

[No words now. He's just going to chuckle like an idiot who can't listen to his mun while you do that.

Do you hear that sound in the distance, Karen? That is the sound of a pure maiden screaming at the monster she has created.]

[penumbrae]

[It is all that pure maiden's fault. Because this one is not backing down and she'll totally use it to her advantage, really.]

You're hardly proving anything if I do all the work, you do realize? [And yet she's not stopping. Oops?]

[twotwoed]

And what if it's not like that at all? I happen to like being dominated.

[penumbrae]

Is that so...? [Okay, this is about as close as she can get to his face without actually touching it.] In this case, I command you to go ahead.

[twotwoed]

As you wish, Mistress.

[Did you

Did you HAVE TO he's doing it

That maiden's wailing is getting louder]

[penumbrae]

[SORRY, POOR INNOCENT MAIDEN. Karen has her priorities set elsewhere. So she'll just sit back and watch the show. It was almost too easy, man.]

[twotwoed]

[Good, because he's doing it really slowly]

[penumbrae]

Do it any slower, dear William, and I could swear you're stalling. [Also, we don't want her to get bored, do we? But for now, she'll still watch while fiddling with his mask.]