/face in hands forever

[penumbrae]

And just what do we have here? A mundane, you say? How amusing.

However, I should warn you I'm not quite like any of the others floating around in your pretty little head, you see; I am much tougher, and not nearly as easily tamed. Do you honestly think you have what it takes to bring me out?

[...]

Oh, well. If anything, this should prove to be rather entertaining.

Let's go.

Comments

WHY AM I DOING THIS STOP ME. STOP ME.

[twotwoed]

I could dispense with the clothes if you'd like.

[THIS IS YOUR MUN DYING OF EMBARRASSMENT, WILLIAM. WHYYYYY]

WHY WOULD I STOP YOU

[penumbrae]

I'm not sure the public at large would appreciate your voyeuristic intentions, William.

[She's as amused as usual, though. And sort of closing in on him with just a bit of a devilish grin and a whisper.] But, by all means, I'd like to see you try.

Re: WHY WOULD I STOP YOU

[twotwoed]

You just had to say the word, didn't you?

[...wait

is he seriously doing it

why are you unbuttoning your vest]

...

[NO NO NO NO EMERGENCY MUNWHISPERING IS GO]

...ah, wait. Madame Mun says that sort of thing would get her in trouble here.

[That and she cannot RP these sorts of things to save her life. It's her curse, her fucking curse!]

[penumbrae]

[Oh, dear William. You're royally screwed now.]

Is that your Mundane, really? [Aaaaand she's closing in on him now. Dangerously close. And maybe fiddling with his vest.] Or is it you who can't do it?

[twotwoed]

[No words now. He's just going to chuckle like an idiot who can't listen to his mun while you do that.

Do you hear that sound in the distance, Karen? That is the sound of a pure maiden screaming at the monster she has created.]

[penumbrae]

[It is all that pure maiden's fault. Because this one is not backing down and she'll totally use it to her advantage, really.]

You're hardly proving anything if I do all the work, you do realize? [And yet she's not stopping. Oops?]

[twotwoed]

And what if it's not like that at all? I happen to like being dominated.

[penumbrae]

Is that so...? [Okay, this is about as close as she can get to his face without actually touching it.] In this case, I command you to go ahead.

[twotwoed]

As you wish, Mistress.

[Did you

Did you HAVE TO he's doing it

That maiden's wailing is getting louder]

[penumbrae]

[SORRY, POOR INNOCENT MAIDEN. Karen has her priorities set elsewhere. So she'll just sit back and watch the show. It was almost too easy, man.]

[twotwoed]

[Good, because he's doing it really slowly]

[penumbrae]

Do it any slower, dear William, and I could swear you're stalling. [Also, we don't want her to get bored, do we? But for now, she'll still watch while fiddling with his mask.]

[twotwoed]

Oh come now, it's hardly any fun if we just take it all off at once.

[Though he's trying, Karen, he's trying.

By the way, that maiden wailing has a clear message now:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE TERRIBLE

And other obscenities]

[penumbrae]

[THEY DON'T SEEM TO BE LISTENING. SORRY, MISS MAIDEN.]

Ever heard about a middle ground? [Lalala, tugging at his cravat~]

[twotwoed]

My dear, I am nothing if not prone to extremes.

...oho, now you're looking to strangle me?

[penumbrae]

If you make me choose between either extremes, I might. [Tug, tug~]

[twotwoed]

...[HEY THAT TUG WAS ACTUALLY LEGIT HARD]

Fine then. I'll take it all off!

[SPEEDING UP THE PROCESS A BIT NOW]

[penumbrae]

[IT WAS JUST A LIGHT TUG, DON'T BE SUCH A DELICATE MAIDEN.]

And have you thought about what you're going to do once you're done? [Still tugging. And maybe getting a little too amused at the prospect.]

[twotwoed]

Karen, I think the question here is what aren't we going to do.

[EVERYONE IN THIS MUN'S HEADSPACE IS A DELICATE MAIDEN. EVEN EQUIUS AND THE PIGEONS AND THE ROCKETS.]

[penumbrae]

We? Oh, nonono, William. You offered to undress for the part; I'm just a spectator.

[For all intents and purposes, at least; if it gets past that, well.]

[twotwoed]

[That just warrants a bit of a chuckle from him as he continues. Shirtless now, except for the cravat.]

Not a fan of audience participation, Madame? The least you could do is just offer a few more suggestions.

[penumbrae]

[Hmm, hmmm, very good. We might leave the cravat on- and the cravat only.]

Do I ever make things that easy on you?

[twotwoed]

[Yes. We are leaving the cravat on. FOREVER.]

You know what I'll just tell you when I'm done

[twotwoed]

[Going a bit lower now]

[butcherpete]

[WAIT WHAT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH GOD this calls for some class A fourthwalling]